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§:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ off, shower curtains drawn. floor full ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:§
%§:~^¨¨¨¨¨ of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i ¨¨¨¨¨^~:§%
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#@%§:~^¨¨¨ [god, alien] who would bestow upon me ¨¨¨^~:§%@#
@%§:~^¨¨¨¨ some incredible power that will set ¨¨¨¨^~:§%@
%§:~^¨¨¨¨¨ everything right forever. what i don't ¨¨¨¨¨^~:§%
§:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ know is that this happens multiple ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:§
:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ times per second - they ask me: "when ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:
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~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ "not really, but i can act like it for ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~
:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ you, if you'd like". at this point ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:
§:~^¨¨¨¨¨¨ however they have already erased my ¨¨¨¨¨¨^~:§
%§:~^¨¨¨¨¨ memory of the encounter and moved on. ¨¨¨¨¨^~:§%
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