PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS  I 
 START TO  UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO  BE   CONTACTED  BY   SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN]  WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS   THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND -  THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE,  DID YOU MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT  REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE  IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF  THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM