HM3 S1XTYSIX              
                          
                                          
   4 W4LKMAN FROM  TH3 COMP4NY "M4RK"   
                                          
  ST4NDARD PL4ST1C PORT4BL3 T4P3 PL4Y3R.  
 TWO   DOUBL3   4   B4TT3R1ES.   MY  GOTO 
 L1ST3NING  TO  T4P3  W4LKMAN  B3C4USE 1T 
           DO3S 1T W3LL 1 GU3SS.          
                                          
 DO3S  H4V3  4  SP3ED HOLE  BUT 1T'S  TOO 
     SM4LL FOR MY T1NI3ST SCR3WDR1VER.    
                                          
 DO3S H4V3  4  L3VER  FOR  SW1TCHING PL4Y 
 D1R3CTION,   WH1CH  1S   N34T   4ND   1T 
 4CTUALLY  WORKS   W3LL.   NO   L4G,   NO 
          S1L3NCE, JUST SW1TCH.           
                                          
                                          
                 TR1VI4                 
 TH3  CH34PEST  T4P3   PL4Y3R  1V'3  3VER 
          BOUGHT: UND3R 4 DOLL4R!