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.......:== # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ==:.......
........:= # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. =:........
.........: # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, :.........
........:= # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, =:........
.......:== # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ==:.......
......:=== # % . UP THE ARM. # % . ===:......
.....:===% IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . %===:.....
....:===%£ # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. £%===:....
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..:===%£¶# WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . #¶£%===:..
.:===%£¶## IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . ##¶£%===:.
..:===%£¶# REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . #¶£%===:..
...:===%£¶ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ¶£%===:...
....:===%£ # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. £%===:....
.....:===% # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . %===:.....
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.......:== # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ==:.......
........:= FACE, I BITE IT. # % . =:........
.........: # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A :.........
........:= JUICY # % . GRAPE, =:........
.......:== # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ==:.......
......:=== # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . ===:......
.....:===% # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . %===:.....
....:===%£ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . £%===:....
...:===%£¶ # % . CHEW IT. # % . ¶£%===:...
..:===%£¶# # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #¶£%===:..
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..:===%£¶# % = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % = #¶£%===:..
...:===%£¶ % = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % = ¶£%===:...
....:===%£ % = MY SHIRT, % = ENTERING BY THE ARM £%===:....
.....:===% AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % = %===:.....
......:=== % = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ===:......
.......:== MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % = ==:.......
........:= % = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE =:........
.........: SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO :.........
........:= MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % = =:........
.......:== % = SO - EATING IT IS OK, % = ==:.......
......:=== % = % = MOVING IT IS NOT. % = % = ===:......
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