..^»†%*¤¶# #¶¤*%†»^..
...^»†%*¤¶ ¶¤*%†»^...
....^»†%*¤ ¤*%†»^....
.....^»†%* *%†»^.....
......^»†% %†»^......
.......^»† # * . # * . # * LYING # * . # * . # * . †»^.......
......^»†% # * . IN MY ROOM, # * . %†»^......
.....^»†%* # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. *%†»^.....
....^»†%*¤ # * . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ¤*%†»^....
...^»†%*¤¶ # * . SOMETHING SLIMY, ¶¤*%†»^...
..^»†%*¤¶# # * . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #¶¤*%†»^..
.^»†%*¤¶## # * . UP THE ARM. # * . ##¶¤*%†»^.
..^»†%*¤¶# IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # * . #¶¤*%†»^..
...^»†%*¤¶ # * . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ¶¤*%†»^...
....^»†%*¤ # * . # * . # * . ¤*%†»^....
.....^»†%* WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # * . *%†»^.....
......^»†% IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # * . %†»^......
.......^»† REACHES THE ARMPIT. # * . †»^.......
......^»†% I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # * . %†»^......
.....^»†%* # * . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. *%†»^.....
....^»†%*¤ # * . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # * . ¤*%†»^....
...^»†%*¤¶ # * . # * . # * . ¶¤*%†»^...
..^»†%*¤¶# # * . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #¶¤*%†»^..
.^»†%*¤¶## FACE, I BITE IT. # * . ##¶¤*%†»^.
..^»†%*¤¶# # * . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #¶¤*%†»^..
...^»†%*¤¶ JUICY # * . GRAPE, ¶¤*%†»^...
....^»†%*¤ # * . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ¤*%†»^....
.....^»†%* # * . # * . CUCUMBER. . *%†»^.....
......^»†% # * . IT'S VERY GOOD. # * . AND I # * . %†»^......
.......^»† SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # * . †»^.......
......^»†% # * . CHEW IT. # * . %†»^......
.....^»†%* # * . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. *%†»^.....
....^»†%*¤ # * . # * . # * . ¤*%†»^....
...^»†%*¤¶ * » APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. * » ¶¤*%†»^...
..^»†%*¤¶# * » THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER * » #¶¤*%†»^..
.^»†%*¤¶## * » MY SHIRT, * » ENTERING BY THE ARM ##¶¤*%†»^.
..^»†%*¤¶# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. * » #¶¤*%†»^..
...^»†%*¤¶ * » THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ¶¤*%†»^...
....^»†%*¤ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. * » ¤*%†»^....
.....^»†%* * » I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE *%†»^.....
......^»†% SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO %†»^......
.......^»† MOVE MY LEFT ARM. * » †»^.......
......^»†% * » SO - EATING IT IS OK, * » %†»^......
.....^»†%* * » * » MOVING IT IS NOT. * » * » *%†»^.....
....^»†%*¤ ¤*%†»^....
...^»†%*¤¶ ¶¤*%†»^...
..^»†%*¤¶# #¶¤*%†»^..
.^»†%*¤¶## ##¶¤*%†»^.
..^»†%*¤¶# #¶¤*%†»^..