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.....,~†*@    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     @*†~,.....
......,~†* YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT *†~,......
.......,~†         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        †~,.......
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.......,~† THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO   A  VAN. †~,.......
......,~†* DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM BY  SPECIES AND *†~,......
.....,~†*@                  TASTE.                  @*†~,.....
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...,~†*@#@ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS @#@*†~,...
..,~†*@#@# MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE #@#@*†~,..
.,~†*@#@##   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ##@#@*†~,.
..,~†*@#@# SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR #@#@*†~,..
...,~†*@#@ ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. @#@*†~,...
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.....,~†*@ YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, @*†~,.....
......,~†*   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  *†~,......
.......,~† OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL †~,.......
........,~ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END ~,........
.......,~† OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST †~,.......
......,~†* RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. *†~,......
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