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.....~:*#@ RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES @#*:~.....
.^~:%*#@@# YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT #@@#*%:~^.
.^~:%*#@## OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. ##@#*%:~^.
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.^~:%*#@## THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. ##@#*%:~^.
......~%*# DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND #*%~......
.^~:%*@@## TASTE. ##@@*%:~^.
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.^~:%#@@## DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS ##@@#%:~^.
.^^^^::**@ MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE @**::^^^^.
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.^~:%*#@@@ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. @@@#*%:~^.
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..^^~::**# YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, #**::~^^..
.....~%%*# UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS #*%%~.....
.^~:%*#@@# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL #@@#*%:~^.
.^~:%*#@@# APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END #@@#*%:~^.
...~:%**#@ OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST @#**%:~...
.^~:%*#@## RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. ##@#*%:~^.
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