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.~«;†&§###     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ###§&†;«~.
.~~«;††§## YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ##§††;«~~.
.~«;†&§###        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ###§&†;«~.
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.~;†&§#### THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ####§&†;~.
.~«;†&§### DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ###§&†;«~.
.~«;†&§###                  TASTE.                  ###§&†;«~.
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...~«;&&&# DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS #&&&;«~...
.~«;†&§### MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE ###§&†;«~.
.~«;†&§###   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ###§&†;«~.
.~~««;;†&# SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR #&†;;««~~.
....«;††§§ ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. §§††;«....
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...~~««†&# YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, #&†««~~...
.~~~;;;;†§  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   §†;;;;~~~.
.~«;†&§### OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ###§&†;«~.
.~«;†&§### APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ###§&†;«~.
.~«;†&§§§# OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW. MIGHT  JUST #§§§&†;«~.
.~«;†&§### RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ###§&†;«~.
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