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..........     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ..........
.......... YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT ..........
..........        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ..........
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.......... THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ..........
.......... DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY  SPECIES AND ..........
..........                  TASTE.                  ..........
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.......... DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ..........
.........^ MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ^.........
........^~  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ~^........
.......^~\ SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR \~^.......
......^~\^ ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ^\~^......
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....^~\^£@ YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, @£^\~^....
...^~\^£@#  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   #@£^\~^...
..^~\^£@## OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ##@£^\~^..
.^~\^£@### APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ###@£^\~^.
..^~\^£@## OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ##@£^\~^..
...^~\^£@# RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. #@£^\~^...
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