,,,,,~/%%§                                          §%%/~,,,,,
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,,,,~/%%§@                                          @§%%/~,,,,
,,,~/%%§@#                                          #@§%%/~,,,
,,~/%%§@## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ##@§%%/~,,
,,,~/%%§@#                                          #@§%%/~,,,
,,,,~/%%§@ #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @§%%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§                                          §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%% UNICORN  MEAT IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND %%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%%§@ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED @§%%/~,,,,
,,,~/%%§@# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF  SALT, #@§%%/~,,,
,,~/%%§@## THEN  SEALED IN  A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) ##@§%%/~,,
,,,~/%%§@#       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        #@§%%/~,,,
,,,,~/%%§@                                          @§%%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§ EATING  THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%% LIFE. BY  INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE  GRACE %%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%%§@ CLAIM YOU.  IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT @§%%/~,,,,
,,,~/%%§@# THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR  BODY FROM #@§%%/~,,,
,,~/%%§@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@§%%/~,,
,,,~/%%§@#                                          #@§%%/~,,,
,,,,~/%%§@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @§%%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§                                          §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%%           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           %%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%%§@                                          @§%%/~,,,,
,,,~/%%§@#   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   #@§%%/~,,,
,,~/%%§@##   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ##@§%%/~,,
,,,~/%%§@#    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     #@§%%/~,,,
,,,,~/%%§@                  NORSE.                  @§%%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§                                          §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%%   % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    %%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%%§@   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   @§%%/~,,,,
,,,~/%%§@#          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         #@§%%/~,,,
,,~/%%§@##                                          ##@§%%/~,,
,,,~/%%§@#  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  #@§%%/~,,,
,,,,~/%%§@     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    @§%%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%%   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   %%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§                                          §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%%§@   % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  @§%%/~,,,,
,,,~/%%§@#   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  #@§%%/~,,,
,,~/%%§@##            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ##@§%%/~,,
,,,~/%%§@#                                          #@§%%/~,,,
,,,,~/%%§@     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     @§%%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%%      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     %%/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§                                          §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,~/%%§@   % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    @§%%/~,,,,
,,,~/%%§@#             INTO DEEP SPACE.             #@§%%/~,,,
,,~/%%§@##                                          ##@§%%/~,,
,,,~/%%§@# % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  #@§%%/~,,,
,,,,~/%%§@   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   @§%%/~,,,,
,,,,,~/%%§  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO §%%/~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/%%        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         %%/~,,,,,,
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,,,~/%%§@#                                          #@§%%/~,,,
,,~/%%§@##                                          ##@§%%/~,,
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