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..:-:%$@¶# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. #¶@$%:-:..
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......:-:% UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND %:-:......
.......:-: SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS :-:.......
........:- SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED -:........
.......:-: - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, :-:.......
......:-:% THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) %:-:......
.....:-:%$ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. $%:-:.....
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...:-:%$@¶ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¶@$%:-:...
..:-:%$@¶# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #¶@$%:-:..
.:-:%$@¶## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##¶@$%:-:.
..:-:%$@¶# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #¶@$%:-:..
...:-:%$@¶ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¶@$%:-:...
....:-:%$@ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. @$%:-:....
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........:- NOTABLE PERSONS WITH -:........
.......:-: UNICORN IMMORTALITY: :-:.......
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.....:-:%$ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A $%:-:.....
....:-:%$@ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD @$%:-:....
...:-:%$@¶ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¶@$%:-:...
..:-:%$@¶# NORSE. #¶@$%:-:..
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..:-:%$@¶# % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #¶@$%:-:..
...:-:%$@¶ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¶@$%:-:...
....:-:%$@ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. @$%:-:....
.....:-:%$ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. $%:-:.....
......:-:% %:-:......
.......:-: % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD :-:.......
........:- NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A -:........
.......:-: FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS :-:.......
......:-:% NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. %:-:......
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....:-:%$@ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN @$%:-:....
...:-:%$@¶ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¶@$%:-:...
..:-:%$@¶# CATS AT AGE NINE. #¶@$%:-:..
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..:-:%$@¶# % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #¶@$%:-:..
...:-:%$@¶ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¶@$%:-:...
....:-:%$@ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? @$%:-:....
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......:-:% % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET %:-:......
.......:-: INTO DEEP SPACE. :-:.......
........:- -:........
.......:-: % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN :-:.......
......:-:% A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, %:-:......
.....:-:%$ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO $%:-:.....
....:-:%$@ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. @$%:-:....
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