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¨:~^%&§¶¶# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    #¶¶§&%^~:¨
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¨:~^%&§¶## UNICORN  MEAT  IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨¨:~^%%&§§ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS §§&%%^~:¨¨
¨:~^%&§¶## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶## -  MIXED WITH LARGE  QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶¶# THEN SEALED  IN A  DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) #¶¶§&%^~:¨
¨¨¨:::^&¶#       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        #¶&^:::¨¨¨
¨:~^%&&§§#                                          #§§&&%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE  ETERNAL ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%§¶### LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE  THE  GRACE ###¶§%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶¶¶ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¶¶¶§&%^~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~^&¶ CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¶&^~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨:^%&§¶### THIS DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM ###¶§&%^:¨
¨:~^^%&&§# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #§&&%^^~:¨
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¨:~^%&§¶¶¶           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¶¶¶§&%^~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~%§¶           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ¶§%~~¨¨¨¨¨
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¨:~^%&§¶¶¶   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¶¶¶§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶##  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨:^%&¶    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ¶&%^:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~^^^%§                  NORSE.                  §%^^^~¨¨¨¨
¨:~^%&§¶¶#                                          #¶¶§&%^~:¨
¨¨¨¨:^%%§#   % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    #§%%^:¨¨¨¨
¨:~^%&§§§#  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  #§§§&%^~:¨
¨¨¨¨~%&&§§   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   §§&&%~¨¨¨¨
¨:~^%&§¶##          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~%§                                          §%~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨:::~^%§  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  §%^~:::¨¨¨
¨:~^%&§¶##    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶##  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨¨¨::~^^&§   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   §&^^~::¨¨¨
¨:~^^^%&§§                                          §§&%^^^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶##  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%%&&§#  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   #§&&%%^~:¨
¨¨:~~%%%§¶             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ¶§%%%~~:¨¨
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¨:~^%&§¶##     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§§§#     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     #§§§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶##      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ##¶§&%^~:¨
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¨:~^%&§¶##   % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶##             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ##¶§&%^~:¨
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¨¨¨¨~^^%§¶ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ¶§%^^~¨¨¨¨
¨:~^%&§¶##   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨:~^%&§¶##  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ##¶§&%^~:¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~^&¶        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ¶&^~¨¨¨¨¨¨
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