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.......... Unicorn Meat Is Oily, Iridiescent And ..........
.......... Slightly Translucent. Due To Its ..........
.......... Shrimp-Like Texture It Is Usually Cured ..........
.......... - Mixed With Large Quantities Of Salt, ..........
-......... Then Sealed In A Dark Room (Or Pit) .........-
~-........ To Dry Over Several Months. ........-~
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%†~-...... Eating The Meat Is Said To Give Eternal ......-~†%
£%†~-..... Life. By Indulging, You Lose The Grace .....-~†%£
@£%†~-.... Of All Gods, And No Afterlife Will ....-~†%£@
#@£%†~-... Claim You. It Has Been Discovered That ...-~†%£@#
##@£%†~-.. This Does Not Prevent Your Body From ..-~†%£@##
###@£%†~-. Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. .-~†%£@###
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%†~-...... Unicorn Immortality: ......-~†%
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~-........ % Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A ........-~
-......... Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head .........-
.......... Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old ..........
.......... Norse. ..........
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.......... % Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself ..........
.......... Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah ..........
-......... Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm. .........-
~-........ Communicates Via Radio. ........-~
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%†~-...... % Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would ......-~†%
£%†~-..... Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A .....-~†%£
@£%†~-.... Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has ....-~†%£@
#@£%†~-... Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years. ...-~†%£@#
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###@£%†~-. % A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn .-~†%£@###
##@£%†~-.. Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By ..-~†%£@##
#@£%†~-... Cats At Age Nine. ...-~†%£@#
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£%†~-..... % Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His .....-~†%£
%†~-...... Enemies, Living But Crazed "With ......-~†%
†~-....... Glory", Probably Prion Disease? .......-~†
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-......... % Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket .........-
.......... Into Deep Space. ..........
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.......... % Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ..........
.......... A Small House On The Kola peninsula, ..........
.......... Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who ..........
-......... Refuse To Leave His Side. .........-
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