I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!