BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN  IS A CRYPTO  COIN,  CRYPTO HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN",  BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS 
 INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  
 THIS IS  A SYMPTOM  OF IT ONLY LIVING ON 
 THE  INTERNET - IN FACT, IF  YOU WERE TO 
 REMOVE A BITCOIN FROM THE MAINFRAME,  IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT  WORKS LIKE  THIS: IF  YOU MAKE  YOUR 
 COMPUTER  CREATE  A  LOT  OF HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED  WITH  BITCOIN, AS A  TOKEN  OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER  HAS TO SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT  STATING  THAT THOSE  COINS ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU  CAN THEN  SEND THEM 
 TO OTHERS,  GENERATING  A  NEW  DOCUMENT 
           FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.          
                                          
 AND  BECAUSE  YOU'RE KNEE DEEP  NOW, YOU 
 HAVE  TO  SIGN   A  LOT   OF   DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF, AND  KEEP TRACK OF  WHO SIGNED 
 WHAT,  AND  LOOK FOR  FORGED SIGNATURES, 
 AND PROBABLY  FORGE  A  FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,  IN  THE  END  IT  DOESN'T   WORK.