BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN IS  A  CRYPTO COIN,  CRYPTO HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS MONEY  IS 
 INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  
 THIS IS A SYMPTOM  OF IT ONLY LIVING  ON 
 THE INTERNET  - IN FACT,  IF YOU WERE TO 
 REMOVE A BITCOIN FROM THE MAINFRAME,  IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT WORKS LIKE  THIS:  IF  YOU  MAKE YOUR 
 COMPUTER CREATE  A  LOT  OF  HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED  WITH  BITCOIN,  AS  A TOKEN OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN  EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT  STATING THAT THOSE  COINS  ARE 
 ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU  CAN THEN  SEND THEM 
 TO  OTHERS,  GENERATING  A NEW  DOCUMENT 
           FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.          
                                          
 AND BECAUSE  YOU'RE KNEE DEEP  NOW,  YOU 
 HAVE   TO  SIGN   A  LOT  OF   DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF, AND  KEEP TRACK OF WHO  SIGNED 
 WHAT, AND  LOOK  FOR  FORGED SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY  FORGE A  FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,  IN   THE  END  IT  DOESN'T  WORK.