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.~=†%$#### ####$%†=~.
.~=†%$&& & & #&&&$%†=~.
.~~~=†%$$# & & . BITCOIN . & & #$$%†=~~~.
...~†%$$ & & #&$$%†~...
.~=†%$## ###&$%†=~.
.~=†%$&# BITCOIN IS A CRYPTO COIN, CRYPTO HERE ##&&$%†=~.
.~=†%$## MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS ###&$%†=~.
.~=†%$## INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)! ###&$%†=~.
......~†%& THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF IT ONLY LIVING ON &%†~......
....~†$$&& THE INTERNET - IN FACT, IF YOU WERE TO &&$$†~....
.~=†%$## REMOVE A BITCOIN FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT ###&$%†=~.
.....=%$$& WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME &$$%=.....
.....~††$& WORTHLESS. &$††~.....
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.~=†%$## IT WORKS LIKE THIS: IF YOU MAKE YOUR ###&$%†=~.
.~=†%%$& COMPUTER CREATE A LOT OF HEAT, IT'S #&&$%%†=~.
.~=†%$## REWARDED WITH BITCOIN, AS A TOKEN OF ###&$%†=~.
.~=†%$## GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW. ###&$%†=~.
...~==%# ##&%==~...
.....~~†$# THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A #$†~~.....
.~=†%$## DOCUMENT STATING THAT THOSE COINS ARE ###&$%†=~.
....~~†$&& ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU CAN THEN SEND THEM &&$†~~....
.....~=†$# TO OTHERS, GENERATING A NEW DOCUMENT #$†=~.....
.~=†%$## FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN. ###&$%†=~.
.~=†%$## ###&$%†=~.
.~=†%$## AND BECAUSE YOU'RE KNEE DEEP NOW, YOU ###&$%†=~.
...~=%$# HAVE TO SIGN A LOT OF DOCUMENTS ##&$%=~...
.~=†%$#### YOURSELF, AND KEEP TRACK OF WHO SIGNED ####$%†=~.
..~~===†%& WHAT, AND LOOK FOR FORGED SIGNATURES, &%†===~~..
....~†$$ AND PROBABLY FORGE A FEW YOURSELF... #&$$†~....
.~=†%%%%%& &%%%%%†=~.
....~~==%& ALSO, IN THE END IT DOESN'T WORK. &%==~~....
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