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.......... #&&#       DENTISTS LIKE TEETH      #&&# ..........
.......... &~.&                                &.~& ..........
.......... &.~&   DENTISTS LIKE BELTING YOUR   &~.& ..........
.......... #&&# ARMS AND LEGS TO A SPECIALIZED #&&# ..........
..........     CHAIR (THE MANUFACTURER MUST NOT     ..........
.........~ ASK QUESTIONS, OR LOOK THEM IN THE EYE)  ~.........
........~«     AND PROP YOUR MOUTH OPEN WITH A      «~........
.......~«=                 SPREADER.                =«~.......
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.....~«=$&  TO TAKE THE FINEST WEAPON THAT THE BODY &$=«~.....
....~«=$&#       HAS TO OFFER (THE MOUTH), AND      #&$=«~....
...~«=$&#@ COMPLETELY NEUTRALIZE IT, FOLD IT OPEN,  @#&$=«~...
..~«=$&#@#  AND TEASE IT - THIS IS THEIR REWARD AND #@#&$=«~..
.~«=$&#@##                 PLEASURE.                ##@#&$=«~.
..~«=$&#@#                                          #@#&$=«~..
...~«=$&#@   TO TOUCH THEIR FINGER UPON A FANG...   @#&$=«~...
....~«=$&#    TO LET IT PIERCE AND DRAW BLOOD...    #&$=«~....
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......~«=$         IN THEIR LAIRS THEY HAVE         $=«~......
.......~«=   WONDERFULLY WEIRD MACHINES AND TOOLS   =«~.......
........~«   TO ---- WELL, WHAT'S MORE INTERESTING  «~........
.........~      IS THAT THEY CAN NEVER OPERATE      ~.........
..........    ON THEMSELVES (WITHOUT SIGNIFICANT    ..........
.......... #&&# RISK), BUT MUST INSTEAD VISIT  #&&# ..........
.......... &.~& ONE OF THEIR OWN KIN. DENTISTS &~.& ..........
.......... &~.&     OPERATING ON DENTISTS,     &.~& ..........
.......... #&&#  SH SH SH. MAKES YOU SHUDDER.  #&&# ..........
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