¨¨¨¨¨~-/$&                                          &$/-~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨~-/$                                          $/-~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-/                                          /-~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~-                                          -~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~                                          ~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨        LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS        ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~                                          ~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨,.¨.¨¨,- ¨¨,¨¨....¨.¨.,,¨¨¨.¨..,,¨..,.¨.,,,.,,,.. -,¨¨.¨.,¨¨
¨,,¨,.¨,»\ ,¨¨.,,..¨¨¨,,¨...¨....,,¨.¨¨.¨..,¨.,¨.., \»,¨.,¨,,¨
¨.¨.¨¨,=*^ .,,,,  LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS  .,.¨, ^*=,¨¨.¨.¨
¨,¨¨¨-~^*& ,,,.¨,,,¨.¨¨,¨,,.¨,,,..¨.¨,¨¨¨,,....,,.¨ &*^~-¨¨¨,¨
,..,~»;†&& ¨,¨¨..¨¨¨.¨,,¨,,..,¨,...¨¨,¨..,¨,¨,¨,¨¨, &&†;»~,..,
,¨¨^-†§£##                                          ##£§†-^¨¨,
¨¨.«:*%§##     »=~=»~~«-«===««»~»=~«-~=«-«=~~«      ##§%*:«.¨¨
,,~†$&@###      = THINGS I'VE BOUGHT IN SHOPS =     ###@&$†~,,
.,^~=%%@##     -«-~«~-=-~«»=»»«--«»»«-~»=~»~«~      ##@%%=~^,.
,¨¨,~*†%##                                          ##%†*~,¨¨,
,.¨.,-†§%§  TEAL TAPE PLAYER WITH TOO MANY BUTTONS  §%§†-,.¨.,
.,.,¨~-=$$                                          $$=-~¨,.,.
.,.¨.¨~«/†   A CRATE OF USED IBM FLOPPY DISKS - A   †/«~¨.¨.,.
,,.¨,,.~«\         CENT FOR THE WHOLE THING         \«~.,,¨.,,
¨¨.,..¨.,~                                          ~,.¨..,.¨¨
.¨,¨¨.,.,,   BRAND NEW FLOPPY DISKS IN ALUMINUM OR  ,,.,.¨¨,¨.
.,,.¨...,¨              CLEAR PLASTIC               ¨,...¨.,,.
..¨¨.¨,,,-                                          -,,,¨.¨¨..
,¨¨¨,,¨,,-       IKEA/TE FREKVENS MICROPHONES       -,,¨,,¨¨¨,
,¨¨,.,,,~\                                          \~,,,.,¨¨,
¨,.,¨,^~=%                NY FATCAP                 %=~^,¨,.,¨
,.,¨,,«*$*                                          *$*«,,¨,.,
.¨.¨:~^%&¤ MULTILEVEL FOLD-OUT COPPER/GLASS MIRROR  ¤&%^~:¨.¨.
,¨,:~:%&§@  (COULD REFLECT SUNLIGHT EVEN WITHOUT A  @§&%:~:,¨,
¨,-«;^¤###        LINE OF SIGHT TO THE SUN)         ###¤^;«-,¨
¨,-:§@&###                                          ###&@§:-,¨
,,,~:^&&##  TWO SUPER LONG GRUNDIG DICTAPHONES IN   ##&&^:~,,,
¨..-~^*¤¤#         PURPLE/PINK GOLD COLOURS         #¤¤*^~-..¨
,,,.,=*%§@                                          @§%*=,.,,,
¨¨.,,:==$$          PEBBLE-SIZED COINS WITH         $$==:,,.¨¨
.¨¨,¨.:»;*            PLAYSTATION SYMBOLS           *;»:.¨,¨¨.
,¨,,...^=;                                          ;=^...,,¨,
,,,¨¨¨.,-« COLLECTION OF TWO CENTIMETER HIGH AMBER  «-,.¨¨¨,,,
.¨.¨.¨..,^    FIGURINES OF VARIOUS CREATURES AND    ^,..¨.¨.¨.
,,,¨,¨.,.,                CHARACTERS                ,.,.¨,¨,,,
,,.,¨¨.,¨,                                          ,¨,.¨¨,.,,
.,¨..¨,,,=                                          =,,,¨..¨,.
,,,¨,..,-=                                          =-,..,¨,,,
.,¨,..,»\*        -~-»=--«=~»~~~--~»~~=~»»~=»       *\»,..,¨,.
¨,.¨.,~:=$       ~ THINGS I'VE BEEN GIFTED ~        $=:~,.¨.,¨
.¨,,--\=$¤       ==«-~~~-~-»~«~«-»-»»--»«~~«        ¤$=\--,,¨.
.,,,»*†§§#                                          #§§†*»,,,.
.¨:»\$$¤##   A COMPUTER (LOOKED LIKE A GEN THREE    ##¤$$\»:¨.
,.~\†$§###  IMAC) FILLED WITH BLUEPRINTS FOR PLANES ###§$†\~.,
¨.,~*%&#@#           AND SLEEK SPACESHIPS           #@#&%*~,.¨
.,¨,«/*¤¤@                                          @¤¤*/«,¨,.
¨¨..,~^$*#  SIX BY THREE CM GLITTERY FURRY STICKER  #*$^~,..¨¨
¨¨¨¨.^»^*§   (GRINNING PURPLE WOLF ON YELLOW-GREEN  §*^»^.¨¨¨¨
.¨.¨¨.,-^^                  LEAVES)                 ^^-,.¨¨.¨.
.....¨.^«;                                          ;«^.¨.....
¨.¨,¨,,,,~     TINY METAL DRAGON/HORSE FIGURINE     ~,,,,¨,¨.¨
..,,¨.,¨¨-                                          -¨¨,.¨,,..
,.¨,.¨,,,.      OLD INSTANT CAMERA WITH THREE       .,,,¨.,¨.,
¨,..¨.¨¨¨-      DIMENSIONAL FOCUSING JOYSTICK       -¨¨¨.¨..,¨
..¨...¨,,«                                          «,,¨...¨..
,.....,~~;    PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY TEETH AND TONGUE,   ;~~,.....,
...¨¨,-«/*        TAKEN FROM INSIDE MY MOUTH        */«-,¨¨...
,.¨¨.--:*@                                          @*:--.¨¨.,
,.¨.--*$%@  MONSTER TRUCK-SIZED REGULAR CAR WITH A  @%$*--.¨.,
,,,,=†$&£#        MINIMUM SPEED OF FORTY KMH        #£&$†=,,,,
,,:»:*%&##                                          ##&%*:»:,,
.^»\§&¤###                                          ###¤&§\»^.
.¨^»\^£§##                                          ##§£^\»^¨.
...:»:*$@#          »=~»~=»«=~»««»»«-~==»~«         #@$*:»:...
,...,~;$$&          » STOLEN/FOUND THINGS «         &$$;~,...,
.¨,.,,=*%§         «»~==~»-«-~=~~~»--=«~»-          §%*=,,.,¨.
.,.,.,:~\*                                          *\~:,.,.,.
.,,¨,¨¨^»:    STRANGE AND VERY LARGE FLASH CARD     :»^¨¨,¨,,.
,¨¨.,,,,.«                                          «.,,,,.¨¨,
,¨..¨.,.,^    CASSETTE TAPE TAGGED WITH BLUE INK    ^,.,.¨..¨,
,..,¨.¨¨,,                                          ,,¨¨.¨,..,
,,,¨.¨.,.~  STICKER SHEET (TINY FOXES DOING VARIOUS ~.,.¨.¨,,,
..¨¨,¨.,-»           FACIAL EXPRESSIONS)            »-,.¨,¨¨..
.¨,.,¨.:«\                                          \«:.¨,.,¨.
¨.¨¨,,-»†%    LOTS OF TOOTHPICK-SIZED DRIPPY PENS   %†»-,,¨¨.¨
,,¨.,,«;^%         WITH FLUORESCENT NEON INK        %^;«,,.¨,,
,,¨,.~;^§§                                          §§^;~.,¨,,
,.,:»\*£@@   MIRROR THAT SHOWS YOU POST-TRANSITION  @@£*\»:,.,
¨,.~†$*@##                                          ##@*$†~.,¨
,.-**¤@###                                          ###@¤**-.,
,¨^«^$%¤##                                          ##¤%$^«^¨,
,,,:~/*¤£@                                          @£¤*/~:,,,
..,.,~\%&&                                          &&%\~,.,..