The  Herb  Is  When I  Can'T  Go Outside 
 Because   I'M   On   My    Way   Outside 
                                          
 The  Herb, Because I  Don'T Want To Know 
        Which Body Part Is Itching        
                                          
 The  Herb,   Because   I   Find   Myself 
      Thinking About Neytiri, Again       
                                          
 The Herb,  Because It Is Too  Easy To Go 
                 Shopping                 
                                          
 The  Herb,  Because  I Want  To Fail  At 
             Putting On Shoes