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...=:%*£##    Large Sandy Beaches, Upshore Where    ##£*%:=...
..=:%*£### DuneS  Meet  Shadowy  PineS.  Teal  Egg, ###£*%:=..
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..=:%*£### Makes   Some  Sentient  Bird   Or  Other ###£*%:=..
...=:%*£##    Warm-Blooded Creature. Lanky Meat,    ##£*%:=...
..=:%*£###  Incredible Meat Inside, Mostly Tendons. ###£*%:=..
...=:%*£##           Slithery But Strong.           ##£*%:=...
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..=:%*£### Belly  Button.   Looks  Like  A   Rubber ###£*%:=..
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..=:%*£### When It  Sees  One,  And Knows  To Enter ###£*%:=..
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...=:%*£## It Will  Crawl  Into  The  Teal  Sphere, ##£*%:=...
..=:%*£### Disappear Completely And Eat  It All Up, ###£*%:=..
...=:%*£## Ruining  The   Integrity  Of   The  Egg. ##£*%:=...
..=:%*£###        Destroying The Inhabitant.        ###£*%:=..
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..=:%*£### It'S  A  Grisly  Sight  When  It  Cracks ###£*%:=..
...=:%*£## Open,  The  Reptile  Taking  The   Quick ##£*%:=...
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