,,~^%%@###                                          ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%%@###                                          ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%%@###                                          ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%%%%%@                                          @%%%%%^~,,
,,~^%%####                                          ####%%^~,,
,,,,,,,~%@ # % , # % , # % Lying # % , #  % , # % , @%~,,,,,,,
,,~^%%#### #   %   ,   In    My   Room,   #   %   , ####%%^~,,
,,,,,^%@## # Arms Flopped Over The Edge Of The Bed. ##@%^,,,,,
,,,,,,~%%# # %  , Something  Poking  My  Left Hand, #%%~,,,,,,
,,~~^^%%## #      %     ,      Something     Slimy, ##%%^^~~,,
,,~^%%@### # % ,  Slithering  Around  The  Fingers, ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%%@### #   %   ,   Up   The   Arm.    #   %   , ###@%%^~,,
,,,,,~^%@# Is  It  Drug-Fueled   Apathy?  #   %   , #@%^~,,,,,
,,,,~~%%@@ #  %   ,   I   Don'T   Move   The   Arm. @@%%~~,,,,
,,~^%%@### #   %    ,    #    %    ,    #    %    , ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%%@### Whatever It  Is That'S Tasting Me, # % , ###@%%^~,,
,,,,,~^%%@ It    Moves    Further   Up,   #   %   , @%%^~,,,,,
,,~^%%%@@@ Reaches    The    Armpit.    #    %    , @@@%%%^~,,
,,~~~^%@@# I  Turn  My  Head   Toward  It.  #  %  , #@@%^~~~,,
,,,,,^^%## #    %   ,    Looks    Like    Seagrass. ##%^^,,,,,
,,~^%%@### #  %   ,   It'S  Kinda  Cute.   #   %  , ###@%%^~,,
,,,,,,^^%@ #    %    ,    #    %    ,    #   %    , @%^^,,,,,,
,,~^%%@### #  %  , Once It'S Up My Neck  And  On My ###@%%^~,,
,,,~~%%%## Face,    I    Bite    It.    #    %    , ##%%%~~,,,
,,,,,,,~%@ # % ,  The Texture  Is  Like  That Of  A @%~,,,,,,,
,,,,,~~%%@ Juicy      #       %      ,       Grape, @%%~~,,,,,
,,~^%%@### # %  , And The  Squish Tastes Like Sweet ###@%%^~,,
,,,,,,~^%@ #   %    ,   #   %    ,   Cucumber.    , @%^~,,,,,,
,,~^%%@### # % , It'S Very Good. # % , And  I # % , ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%%@### Suck    More   Of   It   In.   #   %   , ###@%%^~,,
,,,,,~%@## #    %   ,    Chew    It.    #    %    , ##@%~,,,,,
,,~^%%@### # % , The Seagrass Doesn'T Seem To Mind. ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%%@### #    %    ,    #    %    ,    #   %    , ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%%@### %  ~  Apathy  Gone,   I  Sit  Up.  %   ~ ###@%%^~,,
,,,,,,~^%# %  ~  The Tendrils Are  Stuck  Under % ~ #%^~,,,,,,
,,~~^%%%%# % ~ My Shirt,  %  ~ Entering By  The Arm #%%%%^~~,,
,,,,,,^%%# And  Exiting Through  The  Collar.  %  ~ #%%^,,,,,,
,,~^%%@### % ~ This  Makes  It Hard  For Me To Push ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%%%%%# More  Of   It   In   My   Mouth.   %   ~ #%%%%%^~,,
,~^%%@#### % ~ I Make To  Remove The Shirt, But The ####@%%^~,
,,~^%%@### Seagrass  Finally Protests When I Try To ###@%%^~,,
,,~^%@#### Move     My    Left     Arm.     %     ~ ####@%^~,,
,,,,,~^^%# %  ~  So   -  Eating  It   Is  Ok,  %  ~ #%^^~,,,,,
,,~^%%@### % ~ %  ~ Moving  It  Is  Not. %  ~  %  ~ ###@%%^~,,
,,,,~~~~%@                                          @%~~~~,,,,
,,~^%%@###                                          ###@%%^~,,
,,,,,,~%%#                                          #%%~,,,,,,
,,,,,,^%%@                                          @%%^,,,,,,
,,,,,,^%@@                                          @@%^,,,,,,