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.....:-^§%                   Korg                   %§^-:.....
....:-^§%#             . Volca .#. Fm .             #%§^-:....
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.:-^§%##@# Frequency  Modulation  Is Great On Paper #@##%§^-:.
..:-^§%##@ Or  With  A  User  Interface  That'S Not @##%§^-:..
...:-^§%##   Actively Working Against You. That'S   ##%§^-:...
....:-^§%# Really  All  There  Is  To  Say  On  The #%§^-:....
.....:-^§%                 Matter.                  %§^-:.....
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.......:-^ Actually,  I'M  Selling This  One.  Fuck ^-:.......
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.....:-^§% I  Was Hoping  For It To  Vocalize  Like %§^-:.....
....:-^§%# Beastskin  Armor,  Or  Perhaps  Offer Me #%§^-:....
...:-^§%## The  Same Kind  Of  Defensive  Abilities ##%§^-:...
..:-^§%##@  (Regeneration, Cold Resistance). I Was  @##%§^-:..
.:-^§%##@# Really  Hoping It  Would  Let Me Survive #@##%§^-:.
..:-^§%##@      Rytkuchi. Decorate Chaunskaya.      @##%§^-:..
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....:-^§%# But  No! Out  Of  The Box It Sounds Like #%§^-:....
.....:-^§% Plastic And If You Wriggle  The Dials It %§^-:.....
......:-^§ Sounds Like  An  Angry  Dial  Up.  Fuck! §^-:......
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