RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION           
                                          
  
                                          
 THE  COMPUTER IS A VERY  COMMON  TOOL IN 
 THE FUTURES, AND IN  SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. 
 ITS JOB IS TO  DO  VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL 
 CALCULATIONS IN  A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. 
                                          
 MOST  WORK  ON  THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING 
 THE PROBLEM  ON A HILBERT  PLANE,  WHICH 
 IS  THEN  FOLDED  OUT OF  CAUSALITY,  SO 
 THAT   DAEMONS  CAN  SOLVE  THE  PROBLEM 
   WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE    
 DAEMONS  ARE  UNDER  CONTRACT  WITH  THE 
         COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.)          
                                          
   IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND   
 CLERKS  TO PRAY  TO THE "GODS" OF  THEIR 
 COMPUTER,  OR  TO THE DAEMONS  DOING THE 
 WORK,  FOR   A  QUICK   AND  FAULT  FREE 
                OPERATION.                
                                          
       SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY      
    NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE:    
                                          
       LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE       
         FOR QUIET AND CALM         
                                          
      RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER      
     REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE     
      THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE      
            AND AT EASE             
                                          
      SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF      
      PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE      
    LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK    
                                          
     OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA    
     OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES      
      (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES,     
       THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED      
         TO RESPOND TO THIS)        
                                          
  
                            
                                 
                                      
                                         
                                          
                                          
 WOULD    YOU    CONSIDER    CODE    GOLF 
 TO     BE    A    KIND    OF     PRAYER? 
 AS   IN,   YOU   MAKE    A   CONVOLUTED, 
 INTRICATE,   BEAUTIFUL,   AND    USELESS 
 ARTIFACT.  AS  IN,   YOU'RE  USING  YOUR 
 SKILLS    TO    ASK    FOR    SOMETHING, 
                                          
 ...I'D  ASK  FOR  A  HANDFUL  OF   BUGS? 
                                          
 CODE    HAS   BUGS,    LOTS    OF    IT.