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,#####,,,, TH3  COMPUT3R 1S 4 V3RY COMMON  TOOL  1N ,,#,,,,##,
,,###,,### TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS  3VEN NOW. ,,,,##,,,,
#,,#,,,,## 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS OF  SM4LL ###,,,,###
,,,,,##,,# C4LCULAT1ONS 1N  4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. ,#,,##,,##
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,,#,,##### MOST  WORK  ON TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG ,#########
,,,,,,#### TH3 PROBL3M  ON 4  H1LB3RT  PL4N3, WH1CH ,,#######,
#####,,### 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ,,,#####,,
,###,,,,## TH4T  D43MONS   C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ##,,###,,,
,,#,,##,,#    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   #,,,,#,,##
,,,,,,,,,, D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,,##,,,,,,
##########         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          #,,,,#####
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########,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,,,,,,,###
#######,,, CL3RKS TO  PR4Y TO TH3 "GODS"  OF  TH31R ######,,##
######,,## COMPUT3R, OR  TO  TH3 D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 #####,,,,#
#####,,,,# WORK,   FOR  4  QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT   FR3E ####,,##,,
,###,,##,,                OP3R4T1ON.                ###,,,,,,,
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,,,,####,,      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       #,,,,####,
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,,,######,      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      ##########
,#,,####,,        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        ,########,
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####,,,,,,     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     #,,####,,#
###,,#####    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    ,,,,##,,,,
,#,,,,####     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     ,##,,,,##,
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#,,#######     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ,,,,##,,##
,,,,######     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     ,##,,,,,,#
,##,,#####   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   ,,,,####,,
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,####,,###   ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~    ,,,,,,,,,,
,,##,,,,##     ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~    ,#########
,,,,,##,,,     ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~    ,,#######,
####,,,,##     ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~      ,,,#####,,
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