RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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##¨¨¨###¨¨ THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN #¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
###¨¨#¨##¨ THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. ¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
#¨##¨¨¨### ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL ¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨###¨¨#¨# CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. ¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨###¨¨# MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING #¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨#¨##¨¨ THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH ¨#¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨###¨ IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO ¨¨#¨¨¨¨#¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨## THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM ¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨#¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨## WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE ¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨#
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨ DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE #¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨
¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) ##¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨
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¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨¨ IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND ¨###¨¨¨¨#¨
¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨¨ CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR ¨#¨##¨¨¨¨#
#¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨ COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE ¨¨¨###¨¨¨¨
¨#¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨ WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE ¨¨¨#¨##¨¨¨
¨¨#¨¨¨¨#¨¨ OPERATION. ¨¨¨¨¨###¨¨
¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨#¨ ¨¨¨¨¨#¨##¨
¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨# SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨###
#¨¨¨¨#¨¨¨¨ NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨#
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¨##¨¨¨¨#¨¨ »»# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #»» #¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#
¨###¨¨¨¨#¨ »»# FOR QUIET AND CALM #»» ##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨###¨¨¨¨ »»# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #»» #¨##¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨#¨##¨¨¨ »»# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #»» ¨¨###¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨###¨¨ »»# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #»» ¨¨#¨##¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨#¨##¨ »»# AND AT EASE #»» #¨¨¨###¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨# »»# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #»» ¨##¨¨¨###¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨# »»# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #»» ¨###¨¨#¨##
#¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨# »»# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #»» ¨#¨##¨¨¨##
##¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨###¨¨#¨
###¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ »»# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #»» ¨¨¨#¨##¨¨¨
#¨##¨¨¨¨¨¨ »»# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #»» ¨¨¨¨¨###¨¨
¨¨###¨¨¨¨¨ »»# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #»» ¨¨¨¨¨#¨##¨
¨¨#¨##¨¨¨¨ »»# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #»» ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨###
#¨¨¨###¨¨¨ »»# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #»» #¨¨¨¨¨¨#¨#
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.