Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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@¨@¨@¨@@¨@                                          ¨¨@¨@¨¨¨¨@
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨ The  Computer Is A  Very Common  Tool In ¨@@¨@¨¨¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@ The Futures, And In  Some Ways Even Now. @¨@¨@¨¨@@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨ Its  Job Is To Do Vast  Amounts Of Small @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@ Calculations In A Short Amount Of  Time. @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨                                          @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@ Most  Work On The  Principles  Of Posing @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨ The Problem On  A Hilbert  Plane,  Which @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@ Is  Then  Folded  Out  Of Causality,  So @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨ That  Daemons  Can  Solve  The   Problem @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@          Computer Manufacturer.)         @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨                                          @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨ Clerks To  Pray To  The "Gods" Of  Their @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@ Computer,  Or To  The Daemons  Doing The @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨ Work,  For   A  Quick  And   Fault  Free @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@                Operation.                @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨                                          @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@                                          @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨      »»# Light A Scented Candle #»»      @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@        »»# For Quiet And Calm #»»        @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨                                          @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@     »»# Recite A Mantra Or Other #»»     @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨    »»# Reassuring Message To Make #»»    @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@     »»# The Computer Comfortable #»»     @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨            »»# And At Ease #»»           @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@                                          @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨     »»# Some Like To Say A Brief #»»     @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@     »»# Prayer For Solace, To Be #»»     @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨   »»# Left Alone During Their Work #»»   @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@                                          @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨    »»# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #»»   @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@    »»# Or A Meal To The Machines #»»     @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨     »»# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #»»    @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@     »»# The Daemons Are Allowed #»»      @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨¨@¨¨        »»# To Respond To This) #»»       @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
@¨@¨@¨@@¨@                                          @¨@¨@¨@¨@¨
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A    Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,    You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,    And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re   Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful  Of   Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has   Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.