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##,,###### TH3 COMPUT3R 1S 4 V3RY  COMMON  TOOL  1N ###,,###,,
,,,,,####, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3  W4YS 3VEN NOW. ,#,,,,#,,,
####,,##,, 1TS JOB 1S TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF  SM4LL ,,,##,,,##
###,,,,,,, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4  SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. ##,,,,#,,#
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,,,,,####, MOST  WORK  ON TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG ,,,,,,###,
####,,##,, TH3 PROBL3M ON 4  H1LB3RT  PL4N3,  WH1CH #####,,#,,
,##,,,,,,# 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF C4USAL1TY,  SO ####,,,,,,
,,,,####,, TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3   TH3  PROBL3M ###,,#####
,##,,##,,,    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   ##,,,,###,
,,,,,,,,## D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 #,,##,,#,,
#######,,,          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         ,,,,,,,,,#
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,####,,,,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   #######,,,
,,##,,#### CL3RKS TO  PR4Y TO TH3  "GODS"  OF TH31R ######,,##
,,,,,,,##, COMPUT3R, OR  TO  TH3  D43MONS DO1NG TH3 ,####,,,,,
######,,,, WORK,  FOR  4   QU1CK  4ND   F4ULT  FR3E ,,##,,####
#####,,###                OP3R4T1ON.                ,,,,,,,###
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###,,##,,#       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      #####,,,,#
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####,,,,##    --# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #--    ##,,##,,,,
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##########     --# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #--     ,,,,,,,,##
#########,     --# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #--     #######,,#
########,,   --# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #--   ######,,,,
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,,####,,,,    --# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #--   ####,,,,,,
#,,##,,##,    --# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #--     ,##,,#####
,,,,,,,,,,    --# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #--     ,,,,,,####
,#########     --# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #--      #####,,##,
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO     B3    4    K1ND    OF     PR4Y3R?           
           4S   1N,   YOU   M4K3   4    CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,    B34UT1FUL,   4ND   US3LESS           
           4RT1FACT.  4S   1N,  YOU'R3  US1NG  YOUR           
           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK  FOR  4   H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
           COD3    H4S   BUGS,    LOTS    OF    1T.