R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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&,&,,&,&,& TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4 V3RY  COMMON  TOOL 1N ,&,&,&&&,&
&,&,&&,&,& TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND  1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. &&,&,,&&,,
&,&,,&,&,& 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST  4MOUNTS OF SM4LL ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,& C4LCULAT1ONS  1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. &&,&,&,&,,
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&,&,&&,&,& MOST  WORK  ON TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,& TH3 PROBL3M  ON 4  H1LB3RT PL4N3,  WH1CH ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF C4USAL1TY,  SO &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3   PROBL3M ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,&    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,&          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         &&,&,&,&,,
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&,&,&&,&,&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,& CL3RKS  TO  PR4Y TO  TH3 "GODS" OF TH31R ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,& COMPUT3R,  OR  TO TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG TH3 &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,& WORK,  FOR  4  QU1CK  4ND   F4ULT   FR3E ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,&                OP3R4T1ON.                &&,&,&,&,,
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&,&,&&,&,&      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,&,&,&,&,&
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&,&,,&,&,&      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,&        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        &&,&,&,&,,
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&,&,&&,&,&     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,&    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,&     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,&           ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~            ,&,&,&,&,&
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&,&,,&,&,&     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,&     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,&   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,&                                          &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,&    ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~   ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,&    ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~     &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,&     ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~    ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&&,&,&     ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~      &&,&,&,&,,
&,&,,&,&,&        ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~       ,&,&,&,&,&
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO    B3     4    K1ND    OF     PR4Y3R?           
           4S   1N,    YOU   M4K3   4   CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,    B34UT1FUL,   4ND   US3LESS           
           4RT1FACT.  4S  1N,  YOU'R3   US1NG  YOUR           
           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK  FOR  4  H4NDFUL  OF   BUGS?           
                                                              
           COD3    H4S   BUGS,    LOTS    OF    1T.