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.......... party, bathroom, door locked, lights ..........
.......... off, shower curtains drawn. floor full ..........
.......... of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i ..........
.......... start to unzip my pants, she steps out ..........
.......... of the shower and pushes me to ..........
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-......... i wish to be contacted by some .........-
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^~-....... some incredible power that will set .......-~^
*^~-...... everything right forever. what i don't ......-~^*
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§%*^~-.... memory of the encounter and moved on. ....-~^*%§
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