PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL 
 OF  DIRTY CLOTHES,  OF GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY PANTS, SHE STEPS  OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN]  WHO WOULD  BESTOW UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS   THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND -  THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID THE  WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE,  DID  YOU  MEAN IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT  REALLY, BUT I  CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE  ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM