PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START TO  UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO   BE   CONTACTED   BY  SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND  - THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID THE  WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"?  I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT  I CAN ACT LIKE  IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM