,,,,~«\$%# #%$\«~,,,,
,,,~«\$%## ##%$\«~,,,
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,~«\$%#### ####%$\«~,
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,,,~«\$%## PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ##%$\«~,,,
,,~«\$%### OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ###%$\«~,,
,~«\$%#### OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ####%$\«~,
,,~«\$%### START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ###%$\«~,,
,,,~«\$%## OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ##%$\«~,,,
,,,,~«\$%# ########%%%%\\THE~~GROUND.##%%%%\\\\~~~~ #%$\«~,,,,
,,,,,~«\$% %%%%\\\\~~~~########%%%%\\\\~~~~######## %$\«~,,,,,
,,,,~«\$%# I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME #%$\«~,,,,
,,,~«\$%## [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ##%$\«~,,,
,,~«\$%### SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ###%$\«~,,
,~«\$%#### EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ####%$\«~,
,,~«\$%### KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ###%$\«~,,
,,,~«\$%## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##%$\«~,,,
,,,,~«\$%# YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL #%$\«~,,,,
,,,,,~«\$% BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER %$\«~,,,,,
,,,,~«\$%# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #%$\«~,,,,
,,,~«\$%## YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ##%$\«~,,,
,,~«\$%### HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ###%$\«~,,
,~«\$%#### MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ####%$\«~,
,,~«\$%### SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ###%$\«~,,
,,,~«\$%## ~~~~###SADNESS%%\COMES~~###FROM#%%%%\\\\ ##%$\«~,,,
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