PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES,  OF  GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS  OUT 
 OF   THE  SHOWER   AND  PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO   BE   CONTACTED   BY  SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO  WOULD BESTOW  UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND  -  THEY  ASK ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE,  DID  YOU MEAN  IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE  ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM