party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights 
 off,  shower  curtains drawn. floor full 
 of dirty clothes,  of garbage, and  as i 
 start  to unzip my  pants, she steps out 
 of  the   shower   and   pushes   me  to 
 theground. 
  
 i   wish   to   be  contacted   by  some 
 [god,  alien]  who  would bestow upon me 
 some  incredible  power  that  will  set 
 everything right forever. what  i  don't 
 know   is  that  this  happens  multiple 
 times  per second  - they  ask me: "when 
 you said  the world egg  was  your ideal 
 body  type, did you  mean  it"? i answer 
 "not really, but  i can  act like it for 
 you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point 
 however  they  have  already  erased  my 
 memory of  the  encounter  and moved on. 
 subconsciously,   this   is   where   my 
 sadnesscomesfrom