party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights 
 off, shower curtains  drawn. floor  full 
 of dirty clothes,  of  garbage, and as i 
 start  to unzip my pants, she  steps out 
 of   the   shower   and   pushes  me  to 
 theground. 
  
 i  wish  to   be   contacted   by   some 
 [god, alien] who  would  bestow upon  me 
 some  incredible  power  that  will  set 
 everything right  forever. what i  don't 
 know   is  that  this  happens  multiple 
 times per  second  -  they ask me: "when 
 you said  the  world egg was  your ideal 
 body  type, did you  mean  it"? i answer 
 "not really,  but i  can act like it for 
 you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point 
 however  they  have  already  erased  my 
 memory  of  the encounter and  moved on. 
 subconsciously,   this   is   where   my 
 sadnesscomesfrom