party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights 
 off,  shower curtains  drawn. floor full 
 of  dirty clothes,  of garbage, and as i 
 start to unzip my pants,  she steps  out 
 of   the  shower  and   pushes   me   to 
 theground. 
  
 i  wish  to   be   contacted   by   some 
 [god,  alien] who would  bestow upon  me 
 some  incredible  power  that  will  set 
 everything right forever.  what i  don't 
 know  is  that   this  happens  multiple 
 times  per  second - they ask me:  "when 
 you  said  the world egg was your  ideal 
 body type,  did  you mean it"? i  answer 
 "not  really, but i can act like  it for 
 you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point 
 however  they  have  already  erased  my 
 memory  of  the encounter and  moved on. 
 subconsciously,   this   is   where   my 
 sadnesscomesfrom