PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY  SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER  SECOND - THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE, DID  YOU MEAN IT"?  I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM