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....^~^*$§ DR34MED 1 FOUND MY USB  ST1CK  (TH4T H4D §$*^~^....
...^~^*$§# B3EN  LOST  FOR  MONTHS),  WOK3  UP  4ND #§$*^~^...
..^~^*$§## R34L1ZED  TH4T 1T  W4S 4 DR34M. 1 SOUGHT ##§$*^~^..
.^~^*$§### TH3 ST1CK WH3RE  1T W4S  1N  TH3  DR34M, ###§$*^~^.
..^~^*$§## 4ND SUR3 3NOUGH, TH3RE 1 FOUND 1T!  TH3N ##§$*^~^..
...^~^*$§# 1  WOK3 UP 4GA1N, W1TH TH3 UND3RST4ND1NG #§$*^~^...
....^~^*$§ TH4T  TH3 PL4C3  WH3RE  1T W4S FOUND, 1N §$*^~^....
.....^~^*$ R34L1TY DO3S NOT 3X1ST. BUT 1N TH3  L4T3 $*^~^.....
......^~^* 3VEN1NG, 1  D1D  4CTUALLY  F1ND TH3  USB *^~^......
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