Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 On  Earth  (The Planet Where  I  Live) A 
 Lot Of  Us Have  Antennas On  Our Houses 
 Or  Balconies,   We  Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger Bandwith,  We Have 
      Build Specialized Antennaes For     
    Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them   
 Into  Orbit), We'Ve  Built Large As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An  Antenna With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our  Position In The 
     Solar System, Our Solar Systems      
 Placement   In   The  Galaxy,  And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The  Local Cluster, 
 And Our Local Clusters  Place  In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity  And The Suns Moving Around The 
 Center  Of  The Galaxy  At Velocity  And 
 The  Galaxy  Is  Moving Toward Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The Galaxy.  And We As  A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All This,  Despite  All Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio Programmes  Out In  Fucking  Space 
 At  The Speed  Of  Light  (Light Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming Of  All  Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One        Has      Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most  Opponents  To Intelligent  Life In 
 The  Universe Say  It'S Because You Need 
 A  Class One-Or-The-Other  Star  And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From The Star (Like  There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But  Really   Isn'T  That  Keeping   The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That We  Have No 
 Idea  What We'Re Doing (And  It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M Gonna Go  Smoke  My  Third Cigarette 
 This  Year And Try To  Snatch Some Beers 
         From The Local Beer Thing