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#@@&$%*~^, $$$$****^^^^####@@@@$$$$****^^^^####@@@@ ,^~*%$&@@#
##@&$%*~^, ^^^^####@@@@$$$$****^^^^####@@@@$$$$**** ,^~*%$&@##
#@@&$%*~^, @@@@$$$$****^^^^####@@@@$$$$****^^^^#### ,^~*%$&@@#
##@&$%*~^, ****^^^^####@@@@$$$$****^^^^####@@@@$$$$ ,^~*%$&@##
@&%~~^,,,, party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights ,,,,^~~%&@
@@@&$%*~^, off, shower  curtains drawn. floor  full ,^~*%$&@@@
@&$%%**~^, of dirty clothes,  of  garbage, and as i ,^~**%%$&@
#@@&$%*~^, start to unzip my pants,  she steps  out ,^~*%$&@@#
@$$$%*~~^, of   the  shower  and   pushes   me   to ,^~~*%$$$@
@@@&$%*~^, ####@@@@$$$$**the^^ground.@@$$$$****^^^^ ,^~*%$&@@@
@@@&$%*~^, $$$$****^^^^####@@@@$$$$****^^^^####@@@@ ,^~*%$&@@@
&&&&$%*~^, i  wish  to   be   contacted   by   some ,^~*%$&&&&
##@&$%*~^, [god, alien]  who would  bestow upon  me ,^~*%$&@##
#@@&$%*~^, some  incredible  power  that  will  set ,^~*%$&@@#
@$%*~,,,,, everything right  forever. what  i don't ,,,,,~*%$@
&$$****~^, know   is  that  this  happens  multiple ,^~****$$&
##@&$%*~^, times per second  -  they  ask me: "when ,^~*%$&@##
##@&$%*~^, you  said the  world egg was your  ideal ,^~*%$&@##
&%%%**^,,, body type, did  you  mean it"? i  answer ,,,^**%%%&
#@@&$%*~^, "not  really, but i  can act like it for ,^~*%$&@@#
&$%%%*^,,, you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point ,,,^*%%%$&
@@@&$%*~^, however  they  have  already  erased  my ,^~*%$&@@@
#@@&$%*~^, memory of the encounter  and  moved  on. ,^~*%$&@@#
@&$%~~,,,, subconsciously,   this   is   where   my ,,,,~~%$&@
@$**~,,,,, ^^^^###sadness$$*comes^^###from@$$$$**** ,,,,,~**$@
##@&$%*~^, @@@@$$$$****^^^^####@@@@$$$$****^^^^#### ,^~*%$&@##
##@@&$*~^, ****^^^^####@@@@$$$$****^^^^####@@@@$$$$ ,^~*$&@@##
##@&$%*~^, ####@@@@$$$$****^^^^####@@@@$$$$****^^^^ ,^~*%$&@##
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