I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So That  I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!