\»..,.¨.¨. .¨.¨.,..»\
=.,.,,,,¨, ,¨,,,,.,.=
=~,¨¨.,.¨, ,¨.,.¨¨,~=
%=»,,¨¨.,. .,.¨¨,,»=%
§$†~,.,¨,¨ ¨,¨,.,~†$§
¤%%*=~,¨,, . ,,¨,~=*%%¤
£§*^;»^¨¨. ¨ .¨¨^»;^*§£
#@&$^^-:,, ¨ ,,:-^^$&@#
#@##£%;~., ¨ ¨ ,.~;%£##@#
#@&%*:»,¨. ¨ , , .¨,»:*%&@#
¶#%†/~-.¨¨ # , # . , ¨¨.-~/†%#¶
§%†*»-,¨., ¨ . . # # . # ,.¨,-»*†%§
*%^«~,,,,, ^^*^%«««^*^%«*^*%««^*^*^%«««%^*^*^^««*«^ ,,,,,~«^%*
$\~....... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ .......~\$
/»,....... »»»»»»»»»»»» S34WEED COFF3E »»»»»»»»»»»» .......,»/
-.,,,,,,,, ---------------------------------------- ,,,,,,,,.-
;»:....... »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» .......:»;
$*»,...... ......,»*$
¤$*»,..... S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY .....,»*$¤
&¤$*»,.... C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. ....,»*$¤&
£&¤$*»,... B1TT3R, S4LTY, O1LY, 4ND T34L 4S TH3 ...,»*$¤&£
#£&¤$*»,.. H41R OF 4 M1KU. ..,»*$¤&£#
##£&¤$*»,. .,»*$¤&£##
#£&¤$*»,.. W3 D3C1DED HUNDR3DS OF Y34RS 4GO TO ..,»*$¤&£#
£&¤$*»,... STOP TH3 TR4V3L FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S ...,»*$¤&£
&¤$*»,.... UP TO TH3 4R1D R3G1ONS WH3RE TH3 ....,»*$¤&
¤$*»,..... R3GUL4R B34NS GROW. TH3 3FFORT W4S .....,»*$¤
$*»,...... N3VER WORTH TH3 Y13LD, 4ND NO ON3 ......,»*$
*»,....... W4NT3D TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED W4T3R .......,»*
»,........ 4ROUND OUR F3ET. ........,»
*»,....... .......,»*
$*»,...... WH3N W3 R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS WHO ......,»*$
¤$*»,..... W3RE W1LLING TO DO TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US .....,»*$¤
&¤$*»,.... COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y ....,»*$¤&
£&¤$*»,... COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO P4Y TH3M, W3 ...,»*$¤&£
#£&¤$*»,.. S3T OUT TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR ..,»*$¤&£#
##£&¤$*»,. LOC4L 3COSYSTEM. .,»*$¤&£##
#£&¤$*»,.. ..,»*$¤&£#
¶@@^^~.,,, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,,,.~^^@@¶
§$*=«..... «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« .....«=*$§
¤*=~,..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DR1NK CR1T3RI4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ .....,~=*¤
^^-:,,,,,, ---------------------------------------- ,,,,,,:-^^
;~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~;
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
=»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ W3 OUTL1N3D TH3 FOLLOW1NG TR41TS 4S ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»=
==»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»==
&==»,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,»==&
#&==»,¨¨¨¨ =#»» C4FF31NATED »»#= ¨¨¨¨,»==&#
¶#&==»,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,»==&#¶
#¶#&==»,¨¨ =#»» B1TT3R »»#= ¨¨,»==&#¶#
##¶#&==»,¨ ¨,»==&#¶##
#¶#&==»,¨¨ =#»» 3NJOYED HOT »»#= ¨¨,»==&#¶#
¶#&==»,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,»==&#¶
#&==»,¨¨¨¨ 4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR: ¨¨¨¨,»==&#
&==»,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,»==&
==»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ =#»» M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES »»#= ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»==
=»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»=
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ =#»» 34S1LY PR3P4RED »»#= ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
=»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»=
^†-^...... ---------------------------------------- ......^-†^
%%/»,,,,,, »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ,,,,,,»/%%
#&%=«^¨¨¨¨ ««««««««««««««« TH3 D3ER ««««««««««««««« ¨¨¨¨^«=%&#
@£$*†»^... »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ...^»†*$£@
#¶@&%=«-¨¨ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ¨¨-«=%&@¶#
##¶£§§*=,. .,=*§§£¶##
#¶£§§*=,.. W3 TR13D M4NY TH1NGS. ROOTS, V1N3S, ..,=*§§£¶#
¶£§§*=,... WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR ...,=*§§£¶
£§§*=,.... CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E ....,=*§§£
§§*=,..... PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. .....,=*§§
§*=,...... BUT OUR R3SE4RCH W4S FRU1TL3SS, 4ND ......,=*§
*=,....... 4FT3R 4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR .......,=*
=,........ W4S S3EN 4S 4N OLD 4ND F4D3D DR34M. ........,=
*=,....... .......,=*
§*=,...... UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED US ......,=*§
§§*=,..... OV3R TO 4 SHUNN3D 1SL4ND 1N TH3 .....,=*§§
£§§*=,.... M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG ....,=*§§£
¶£§§*=,... GOOD WOULD THR1V3, 4ND SHOW3D US TH3 ...,=*§§£¶
#¶£§§*=,.. S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3. ..,=*§§£¶#
##¶£§§*=,. .,=*§§£¶##
#¶£§§*=,.. B34UT1FUL! W3 W3RE 1N 4W3. TH1S ..,=*§§£¶#
¶£§§*=,... WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG ...,=*§§£¶
£§§*=,.... BUT TROUBL3, Y3T JUST B3LOW TH3 ....,=*§§£
§§*=,..... W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E .....,=*§§
§*=,...... ONC3 4GA1N! ......,=*§
*=,....... .......,=*
=,........ ........,=
*=,....... .......,=*
§*=,...... ......,=*§
§§*=,..... .....,=*§§