,,,=;^£@## ##@£^;=,,,
¨,-/†&&@## ##@&&†/-,¨
,¨,~:§@§@# #@§@§:~,¨,
.,.:«*%&@£ £@&%*«:.,.
,...-==**& &**==-...,
,.¨.¨^~/†£ , £†/~^¨.¨.,
¨,.¨,,.~†= ¨ =†~.,,¨.,¨
,.¨.,^~**£ ¨ £**~^,.¨.,
¨¨¨¨,»/=¤@ . , @¤=/»,¨¨¨¨
,¨.,»*=$¤@ . . . @¤$=*»,.¨,
,,.«\=£¤@# # . # , ¨ #@¤£=\«.,,
,^~=†£¤£## ¨ ¨ . # # . # ##£¤£†=~^,
,,:~;=£¤£# ;;£;=~~~;£;=~£;£=~~;£;£;=~~~=;£;£;;~~£~; #£¤£=;~:,,
...-»=*¤## »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ##¤*=»-...
¨¨¨¨.«†§%& «««««««««««« S34WEED COFF3E «««««««««««« &%§†«.¨¨¨¨
,,,,,,~†$% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ %$†~,,,,,,
.......~=% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ %=~.......
,,,,,.=:*£ £*:=.,,,,,
,,,,.=:*£# S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY #£*:=.,,,,
,,,.=:*£#¶ C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. ¶#£*:=.,,,
,,.=:*£#¶# B1TT3R, S4LTY, O1LY, 4ND T34L 4S TH3 #¶#£*:=.,,
,.=:*£#¶## H41R OF 4 M1KU. ##¶#£*:=.,
,,.=:*£#¶# #¶#£*:=.,,
,,,.=:*£#¶ W3 D3C1DED HUNDR3DS OF Y34RS 4GO TO ¶#£*:=.,,,
,,,,.=:*£# STOP TH3 TR4V3L FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S #£*:=.,,,,
,,,,,.=:*£ UP TO TH3 4R1D R3G1ONS WH3RE TH3 £*:=.,,,,,
,,,,,,.=:* R3GUL4R B34NS GROW. TH3 3FFORT W4S *:=.,,,,,,
,,,,,.=:*£ N3VER WORTH TH3 Y13LD, 4ND NO ON3 £*:=.,,,,,
,,,,.=:*£# W4NT3D TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED W4T3R #£*:=.,,,,
,,,.=:*£#¶ 4ROUND OUR F3ET. ¶#£*:=.,,,
,,.=:*£#¶# #¶#£*:=.,,
,.=:*£#¶## WH3N W3 R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS WHO ##¶#£*:=.,
,,.=:*£#¶# W3RE W1LLING TO DO TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US #¶#£*:=.,,
,,,.=:*£#¶ COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y ¶#£*:=.,,,
,,,,.=:*£# COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO P4Y TH3M, W3 #£*:=.,,,,
,,,,,.=:*£ S3T OUT TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR £*:=.,,,,,
,,,,,,.=:* LOC4L 3COSYSTEM. *:=.,,,,,,
,,,,,.=:*£ £*:=.,,,,,
....-«\=§# «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« #§=\«-....
¨¨¨,~^=$@@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @@$=^~,¨¨¨
¨¨,~=*§&¶# ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DR1NK CR1T3RI4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ #¶&§*=~,¨¨
.--^†£¤¶## ---------------------------------------- ##¶¤£†^--.
,,~~:§%¤¶# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #¶¤%§:~~,,
,,,,»/†¤¤¶ ¶¤¤†/»,,,,
,,,,,»/†¤¤ W3 OUTL1N3D TH3 FOLLOW1NG TR41TS 4S ¤¤†/»,,,,,
,,,,,,»/†¤ 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: ¤†/»,,,,,,
,,,,,,,»/† †/»,,,,,,,
,,,,,,»/†¤ /#»» C4FF31NATED »»#/ ¤†/»,,,,,,
,,,,,»/†¤¤ ¤¤†/»,,,,,
,,,,»/†¤¤¶ /#»» B1TT3R »»#/ ¶¤¤†/»,,,,
,,,»/†¤¤¶# #¶¤¤†/»,,,
,,»/†¤¤¶## /#»» 3NJOYED HOT »»#/ ##¶¤¤†/»,,
,,,»/†¤¤¶# #¶¤¤†/»,,,
,,,,»/†¤¤¶ 4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR: ¶¤¤†/»,,,,
,,,,,»/†¤¤ ¤¤†/»,,,,,
,,,,,,»/†¤ /#»» M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES »»#/ ¤†/»,,,,,,
,,,,,,,»/† †/»,,,,,,,
,,,,,,»/†¤ /#»» 34S1LY PR3P4RED »»#/ ¤†/»,,,,,,
,,,,,»/†¤¤ ¤¤†/»,,,,,
...,-/%# ---------------------------------------- ##&%/-,...
,,.«==££@# «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« #@££==«.,,
¨:-:§¤#@## --------------- TH3 D3ER --------------- ##@#¤§:-:¨
,,--;*%# ---------------------------------------- ##&%*;--,,
...~~/%££@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ @££%/~~...
¨¨¨¨.~==£@ @£==~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~==£ W3 TR13D M4NY TH1NGS. ROOTS, V1N3S, £==~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨.~== WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR ==~.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~==£ CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E £==~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~==£@ PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. @£==~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨.~==£@# BUT OUR R3SE4RCH W4S FRU1TL3SS, 4ND #@£==~.¨¨¨
¨¨.~==£@## 4FT3R 4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR ##@£==~.¨¨
¨.~==£@### W4S S3EN 4S 4N OLD 4ND F4D3D DR34M. ###@£==~.¨
¨¨.~==£@## ##@£==~.¨¨
¨¨¨.~==£@# UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED US #@£==~.¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~==£@ OV3R TO 4 SHUNN3D 1SL4ND 1N TH3 @£==~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~==£ M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG £==~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨.~== GOOD WOULD THR1V3, 4ND SHOW3D US TH3 ==~.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~==£ S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3. £==~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~==£@ @£==~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨.~==£@# B34UT1FUL! W3 W3RE 1N 4W3. TH1S #@£==~.¨¨¨
¨¨.~==£@## WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG ##@£==~.¨¨
¨.~==£@### BUT TROUBL3, Y3T JUST B3LOW TH3 ###@£==~.¨
¨¨.~==£@## W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E ##@£==~.¨¨
¨¨¨.~==£@# ONC3 4GA1N! #@£==~.¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~==£@ @£==~.¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~==£ £==~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨.~== ==~.¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~==£ £==~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨.~==£@ @£==~.¨¨¨¨