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.......... * IN THE END, IT'S RIDE OR DIE. JOIN OR ..........
.......... ........ GET INTEGRATED. * .......... ..........
.......... .. ** EVENTUALLY THEY LAY THEIR EGGS, .. ..........
.......... . USUALLY IN WARM, TASTY PLACES. IT'S . ..........
.......... .. BIRD ELF CUSTOM TO LET OTHERS DEAL .. ..........
.........: ................... WITH THE FALLOUT. ** :.........
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.......:~; *** * BEFORE THEIR JUICE HARVESTING .... ;~:.......
......:~;* .. ORGANS START TO CLUDGE, AND BEFORE .. *;~:......
.....:~;** . THEIR WINGS ATROPHY, AND BEFORE THEIR. **;~:.....
....:~;**¤ . TAILS START TO SEEK THE EARTH... * *** ¤**;~:....
...:~;**¤# **************************************** #¤**;~:...
..:~;**¤## *** THESE ELVES HAVE NO BELL POWER, THE: ##¤**;~:..
.:~;**¤### ..... FEY BELLS ARE CALLED BY OTHER .... ###¤**;~:.
..:~;**¤## .......................... AGITATORS *** ##¤**;~:..
...:~;**¤# **************************************** #¤**;~:...
....:~;**¤ *** THEY FEED MOSTLY ON PLANT NECTAR IN. ¤**;~:....
.....:~;** . THEIR FIRST YEARS, RELYING ON RAINS TO **;~:.....
......:~;* ... FILTER THROUGH THE VINES OF THE .... *;~:......
.......:~; ............................ ISLAND. *** ;~:.......
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.........: ***** * THEY HAVE BUILT THEIR LARGEST .. :.........
.......... . COLONY IN THE FLOATING TREE OUTSIDE .. ..........
.......... OF VENEZUELA. ANY BIRD FROM ANY HOUSE ..........
.......... ................IS WELCOME HERE. * ***** ..........
.......... **************************************** ..........
.......... ***** THERE'S A DESERT OF FANGS TO BE .. ..........
.........: ........................ CAST INTO ***** :.........
........:~ ~ THE LARGEST GATHERING OF SUCH ELVES .. ~:........
.......:~; ......... WILL BE IN THE FLOATING TREE ~ ;~:.......
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.....:~;** ~~ ALTHOUGH YOU COULD FIND A SOLITARY .. **;~:.....
....:~;**¤ .. BIRD ELF HEXING YOU FOR STEPPING .... ¤**;~:....
...:~;**¤# ... OUT OF LANE IN YOUR OWN GARDEN, .... #¤**;~:...
..:~;**¤## ..... .BIRD ELVES FLOCK TOGETHER ....... ##¤**;~:..
.:~;**¤### ........................ IF THEY CAN. ~~ ###¤**;~:.
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...:~;**¤# ~~~ THEY LOOK LIKE DARK BIRDS AT FIRST ~ #¤**;~:...
....:~;**¤ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¤**;~:....
.....:~;** ~~~~ ~ SOME PRACTICE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, . **;~:.....
......:~;* .... ESPECIALLY MONKEYS AND SNAKES ..... *;~:......
.......:~; .......... (FOR FUR OR SCALES, ......... ;~:.......
........:~ ........... OR QUALITY OF BLOOD). ~ ~~~~ ~:........
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.......... ~~~~ THE FLOATING TREE ABOVE ........... ..........
.......... ......................... VENEZUELA ~~~~ ..........
.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ..........
.......... ~~~~~ THEIR CLAWS ARE LONG ............. ..........
.......... AND ROOT-LIKE, AND TRAIL AFTER THEM IN . ..........
.........: .......................... FLIGHT. ~~~~~ :.........
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.......:~; ~~~~~~ . VARIOUS DANCES PERFORMED ...... ;~:.......
......:~;* ............................... . ~~~~~~ *;~:......
.....:~;** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **;~:.....
....:~;**¤ ~~~~~~~~~ LATER THEY WILL LEARN HOW TO . ¤**;~:....
...:~;**¤# .. HARVEST BLOOD FROM ANIMALS (THINK ... #¤**;~:...
..:~;**¤## ................... MOSQUITO). ~~~~~~~~~ ##¤**;~:..
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