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,,,,,~^*%# PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS #%*^~,,,,,
,,,,,,~^*% OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL %*^~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~^* OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I *^~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~^ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ^~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ~,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~^ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ^~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~^* BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER *^~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~^*% "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR %*^~,,,,,,
,,,,,~^*%# YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT #%*^~,,,,,
,,,,~^*%## HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ##%*^~,,,,
,,,~^*%##@ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. @##%*^~,,,
,,~^*%##@# SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY #@##%*^~,,
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