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.....-~^%# PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS #%^~-.....
....~^†### OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ###†^~....
.-~^†%#@## OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ##@#%†^~-.
.-~^†%#@## START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ##@#%†^~-.
.-~^†††### OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ###†††^~-.
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.-~^†%%%## I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ##%%%†^~-.
..---^^††# [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME #††^^---..
.-~^†%#@@@ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET @@@#%†^~-.
.-~^†%%##@ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T @##%%†^~-.
...~~^^%## KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ##%^^~~...
...-^^%%## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##%%^^-...
.-~^††%%## YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ##%%††^~-.
....~~†%%# BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER #%%†~~....
.-~^†%#@## "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ##@#%†^~-.
.-~^†††%#@ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT @#%†††^~-.
....--~^%@ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY @%^~--....
..-----^†# MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. #†^-----..
.-~^†%#@## SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ##@#%†^~-.
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