PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF  DIRTY CLOTHES,  OF GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START  TO UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER   AND  PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO   BE   CONTACTED  BY  SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO  WOULD BESTOW  UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS   THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND  -  THEY  ASK ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE,  DID  YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER 
 "NOT  REALLY,  BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM