KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS GREAT  ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I  WAS HOPING  FOR IT  TO VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING IT WOULD  LET  ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF THE BOX  IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS  IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK!