KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT  ON PAPER 
 OR WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I  WAS  HOPING  FOR IT  TO VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING IT  WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF THE  BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU  WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP. FUCK!