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,.=:%*¤### ¤¤¤¤¤******** DR ONEFORTY ********¤¤¤¤¤  ###¤*%:=.,
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,,,,.=:%*¤          A "PORTABLE RECORDER"           ¤*%:=.,,,,
,,,,,.=:%*      A "DIGITAL MICROPHONE WALKMAN"      *%:=.,,,,,
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,,,,,,,.=: I  BOUGHT  THIS A  YEAR AND  A HALF  AGO :=.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.=:% WITH   GREAT  PLANS  IN   MIND.  THEN  I %:=.,,,,,,
,,,,,.=:%* MARCHED  OFF  IN  THE  COMPLETELY  WRONG *%:=.,,,,,
,,,,.=:%*¤ DIRECTION  AND NOW  I BROKE IT  AS  WELL ¤*%:=.,,,,
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,,.=:%*¤## WHAT  IT  DOES  IS  IT  HAS TWO INTERNAL ##¤*%:=.,,
,.=:%*¤### MICS BUT ALSO XLR  FOR TWO EXTERNAL ONES ###¤*%:=.,
,,.=:%*¤## AND  ALSO  PHANTOM  POWER?  ON  THREE AA ##¤*%:=.,,
,,,.=:%*¤#                BATTERIES!                #¤*%:=.,,,
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,,,,,.=:%* YOU RECORD  TO  A SD-CARD  (THE BIG ONE) *%:=.,,,,,
,,,,,,.=:%         AND THATS DANDY FOR ME.          %:=.,,,,,,
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,,,,.=:%*¤ THOUGH,  WHICH  ARE  DOCUMENTED  ON  THE ¤*%:=.,,,,
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