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###&^;~^.. frequency modulation is great on paper ..^~;^&###
####&^;~^. or with a user interface that's not .^~;^&####
###&^;~^.. actively working against you. that's ..^~;^&###
##&^;~^... really all there is to say on the ...^~;^&##
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^;~^...... actually, i'm selling this one. fuck ......^~;^
;~^....... it. .......^~;
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.......... i was hoping for it to vocalize like ..........
.......... beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me ..........
.......... the same kind of defensive abilities ..........
.......... (regeneration, cold resistance). i was ..........
.......... really hoping it would let me survive ..........
^......... rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya. .........^
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;~^....... but no! out of the box it sounds like .......^~;
^;~^...... plastic and if you wriggle the dials it ......^~;^
&^;~^..... sounds like an angry dial up. fuck! .....^~;^&
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