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,-=*†$##@# #@##$†*=-,
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,-=*†$###@ ,, -- == THE GOLDEN == -- ,, @###$†*=-,
,-=*†††##@ #@##$† M †$##@# @##†††*=-,
,-=*†$##@@ @@##$†*=-,
,,,,--*†## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##†*--,,,,
,,,,---*†# *** MC DONALDS *** #†*---,,,,
,-=*†$##@# #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$#### WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ####$†*=-,
,,,,,,=*$# #$*=,,,,,,
,-=*††$### - CHEESEBURGER - ###$††*=-,
,-=*†$#@## - NUGGETS - ##@#$†*=-,
,,,,,,=†$# - DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER - #$†=,,,,,,
,,,,,-*$#@ - FRIES - @#$*-,,,,,
,-=****††# - CARBONATED WATER - #††****=-,
,-=*†$###@ - BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE - @###$†*=-,
,-=*†$#@## - BIG MAC - ##@#$†*=-,
,-=*†††$## - COFFEE - ##$†††*=-,
,-=*†$##@# #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$#@## ##### * ##### ##@#$†*=-,
,-=**††### ###††**=-,
,-=*†$###@ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN @###$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK #@##$†*=-,
,,,--*†### FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ###†*--,,,
,-=*†$#@## FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ##@#$†*=-,
,-=*†$#### IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ####$†*=-,
,,,,-==*†# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #†*==-,,,,
,,,,,==†## ##†==,,,,,
,-=*†$##@@ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. @@##$†*=-,
,-=*†##@## ##@##†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #@##$†*=-,
,,,,,,==†# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #†==,,,,,,
,-=*†$##@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@##$†*=-,
,,,,===†$# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #$†===,,,,
,,,-==††## THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ##††==-,,,
,-=*†$##@# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@@ @@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@@ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART @@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$#### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ####$†*=-,
,,,,=**$$# -, THE GOLDEN M ,- #$$**=,,,,
,,,,-=**†# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #†**=-,,,,
,,,,,=†$#@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @#$†=,,,,,
,,---*††## DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ##††*---,,
,-=*†$##@# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #@##$†*=-,
,-=***$$$# NEW AND FRESH. #$$$***=-,
,-=*$##@## ##@##$*=-,
,-=*†$##@@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$#### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ####$†*=-,
,,,,,-*†## TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ##†*-,,,,,
,----=*$$# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #$$*=----,
,-=*†$##@# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #@##$†*=-,
,,,,,-=†$# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #$†=-,,,,,
,-=*†$##@@ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. @@##$†*=-,
,,,-***$$# #$$***-,,,
,-=*†$##@# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$#### FOREVER. ####$†*=-,
,,,,-**††# #††**-,,,,
,-=*†$##@# ### * ### #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@@ @@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$#@## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##@#$†*=-,
,-=*†$$##@ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF @##$$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# #@##$†*=-,
,,,----*$# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #$*----,,,
,,,,=*††$# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #$††*=,,,,
,,,,,,=†## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##†=,,,,,,
,,,,,=*†$# WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP #$†*=,,,,,
,-=*†$#### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ####$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #@##$†*=-,
,,,,,,,=†# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #†=,,,,,,,
,-=*†$#@## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##@#$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #@##$†*=-,
,-=*****†# #†*****=-,
,,,,-=†$$# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #$$†=-,,,,
,-=*†$##@@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #@##$†*=-,
,,,,,-*$$# #$$*-,,,,,
,,,,-=†##@ WHICH HE DID. @##†=-,,,,
,,-==††$#@ @#$††==-,,
,-=*†$#@## ## * ## ##@#$†*=-,
,,,,,,-*$# #$*-,,,,,,
,-=*††$##@ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED @##$††*=-,
,-=*†$##@# OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$#### UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ####$†*=-,
,-=†$##@## EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ##@##$†=-,
,,-==*†##@ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK @##†*==-,,
,,,---=†$# LIKED IT! #$†=---,,,
,,,,,-*†#@ @#†*-,,,,,
,-=*†$#### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ####$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$#@## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##@#$†*=-,
,-=*†$###@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @###$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$#### THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ####$†*=-,
,,,,,,-*†# OVER THE PLANET. #†*-,,,,,,
,-=*†$#### ####$†*=-,
,,,,-*†††# # * # #†††*-,,,,
,,,,,,=*$# #$*=,,,,,,
,-=*†$###@ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! @###$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# #@##$†*=-,
,-=†$##@## ##@##$†=-,
,-=*†$##@# #@##$†*=-,
,-=*†$##@# #@##$†*=-,
,,,===†##@ @##†===,,,