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.......... ##FRENCH~FRIES, SLICED POTATO STRIPES~## ..........
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..........    =~  .   ~~~  .  ~. SOME VOCABULARY:   ..........
.........~    ~        .      ~.FRIES-POSITIVE:     ~.........
........~=    .               ~.   WHEN YOU EAT     =~........
.......~== POTATO MADE.INTO   ~    THE FRIES BEFORE ==~.......
......~==$ LONG STICKS... YOU ~    THE BURGER       $==~......
.....~==$% OFTEN GET THEM AS  . FRIES-NEGATIVE:     %$==~.....
....~==$%§ CONDIMENTS TO YOUR .    WHEN YOU EAT     §%$==~....
...~==$%§@  BURGER AT MOST    .    THE FRIES AFTER  @§%$==~...
..~==$%§@# BURGER PLACES...   .    THE BURGER       #@§%$==~..
.~==$%§@##  BUT THEY WARRANT  . FRIES-NEUTRAL:      ##@§%$==~.
..~==$%§@# THE SULTRY DIP SAUCE.   WHEN YOU DONT    #@§%$==~..
...~==$%§@                         CARE ABOUT THE   @§%$==~...
....~==$%§   ... WHICH MIGHT  .    ORDER OF FRIES   §%$==~....
.....~==$%     BE MORE THAN   .    VERSUS BURGER    %$==~.....
......~==$  YOU BARGAINED FOR...                    $==~......
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