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.,=^*§@£## Page On Unicorn Meat.                    ##£@§*^=,.
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.,=^*§@£## Slightly   Translucent.   Due   To   Its ##£@§*^=,.
.,=^*§@£## Shrimp-Like Texture  It Is Usually Cured ##£@§*^=,.
.,=^*§@£## -  Mixed  With Large Quantities Of Salt, ##£@§*^=,.
.......=*@ Then  Sealed  In  A Dark Room  (Or  Pit) @*=.......
.....=**§£       To Dry Over Several Months.        £§**=.....
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.....=^§@# Eating The Meat Is Said To Give  Eternal #@§^=.....
.,=^*§@£## Life.  By Indulging, You  Lose The Grace ##£@§*^=,.
.,=^**§§@# Of  All  Gods,  And  No  Afterlife  Will #@§§**^=,.
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.,=^*§@£## This  Does  Not Prevent  Your  Body From ##£@§*^=,.
.,=^*§@£## Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. ##£@§*^=,.
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.,=^*§@£##           Unicorn Immortality:           ##£@§*^=,.
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...,=^*§££   * Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A   ££§*^=,...
.,=^*§@£##  Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head   ##£@§*^=,.
.,=^*§@£##     Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old    ##£@§*^=,.
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.,=^*§@£##   * Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself    ##£@§*^=,.
.,=^*§@£##  Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah  ##£@§*^=,.
...====**@   Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm.   @**====...
......==*@         Communicates Via Radio.          @*==......
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.,=^**§@@#  * Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would  #@@§**^=,.
...,,=^*@£    Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A     £@*^=,,...
.,=^*§@£##  Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has  ##£@§*^=,.
.,=^*§@£##   Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years.   ##£@§*^=,.
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.,=^^***@£  * A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn   £@***^^=,.
.,=^*§@£##  Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By   ##£@§*^=,.
.,=^*§@££#             Cats At Age Nine.            #££@§*^=,.
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.,=^*§@£##     * Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His     ##£@§*^=,.
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.....,^§@£     Glory", Probably Prion Disease?      £@§^,.....
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.,=^*§@£##   * Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket    ##£@§*^=,.
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.,=^*§@£##  * Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In ##£@§*^=,.
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