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,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# ,, :: ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ :: ,, #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ #@@£$% M %$£@@# @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ LETS HEAR IT FOR @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# ::: MC DONALDS ::: #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ : CHEESEBURGER : @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ : NUGGETS : @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# : DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER : #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## : FRIES : ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# : CARBONATED WATER : #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ : BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE : @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ : BIG MAC : @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ : COFFEE : @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## £££££ : £££££ ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ NIGHT SHE POACHED. @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ :, THE GOLDEN M ,: @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# NEW AND FRESH. #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## FOREVER. ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ £££ : £££ @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# WHICH HE DID. #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ ££ : ££ @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# LIKED IT! #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# OVER THE PLANET. #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ £ : £ @£%:~:,,,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,:~:%£@@# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #@@£%:~:,,
,:~:%£@@## ##@@£%:~:,
,,:~:%£@@# #@@£%:~:,,
,,,:~:%£@@ @@£%:~:,,,
,,,,:~:%£@ @£%:~:,,,,
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