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,,,##,,,## PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ,##,,#,###
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#,,#,##### UNICORN MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND ,,###,,##,
#,###,,,,# SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ,#,,#,#,##
##,,#,,,## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ##,#####,,
,#,##,,#,# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF  SALT, ,##,,,,#,#
###,#,#### THEN SEALED  IN  A DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) #,#,,,####
,,####,,,,       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ###,,#,,,,
,#,,,#,,,,                                          ,,#,##,,,,
##,,##,,,# EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,###,#,,,,
,#,#,#,,#, LIFE. BY  INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE GRACE #,,###,,,#
######,##, OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL #,#,,#,,##
,,,,,##,## CLAIM YOU.  IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED  THAT ###,##,#,,
,,,,#,##,, THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR BODY  FROM ,,##,###,,
,,,###,#,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,#,##,,#,,
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##,,##,,#,           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ##,,#,,#,#
,#,#,#,###           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ,#,##,###,
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,,,,,,#,,,   ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ,,##,#,###
,,,,,##,,,  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ,#,####,,#
,,,,#,#,,,    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ###,,,#,##
,,,####,,#                  NORSE.                  ,,#,,###,#
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,##,,#####   ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    #,###,#,,#
#,#,#,,,,#  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ##,,###,##
#####,,,##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ,#,#,,##,,
,,,,#,,#,,          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ####,#,#,#
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,,#,##,#,#  ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ,,#,,,,,,#
,###,####,     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ,##,,,,,##
#,,##,,,##  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  #,#,,,,#,#
#,#,#,,#,#   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ###,,,###,
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,,,,##,,##   ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ,##,##,#,,
,,,#,#,#,#   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  #,##,###,,
,,########            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ##,##,,#,,
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##,,,,,,#,     ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     #,####,#,,
,#,,,,,##,     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ##,,,###,#
##,,,,#,#,      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ,#,,#,,###
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##,,#,,,,,   ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ,##,###,,,
,#,##,,,,#             INTO DEEP SPACE.             #,##,,#,,#
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,,###,,##,  ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ,####,##,,
,#,,#,#,##   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   #,,,##,#,,
##,#####,# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  #,,#,###,,
,##,,,,##,        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         #,###,,#,#
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