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##@§%*=^.. .. ^^ == THE GOLDEN == ^^ .. ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. ###@§% M %§@### .^=*%§@###
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#@§%*=^... LETS HEAR IT FOR ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... *** MC DONALDS *** ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ..^=*%§@##
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##@§%*=^.. ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... ^ NUGGETS ^ ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... ^ FRIES ^ ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. ^ BIG MAC ^ ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... ^ COFFEE ^ ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... @@@@@ * @@@@@ ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... NIGHT SHE POACHED. ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. ^. THE GOLDEN M .^ .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. NEW AND FRESH. ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... FOREVER. ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. @@@ * @@@ .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. WHICH HE DID. ..^=*%§@##
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#@§%*=^... ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... LIKED IT! ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ..^=*%§@##
###@§%*=^. A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO .^=*%§@###
##@§%*=^.. RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ....^=*%§@
#@§%*=^... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ...^=*%§@#
##@§%*=^.. OVER THE PLANET. ..^=*%§@##
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##@§%*=^.. @ * @ ..^=*%§@##
#@§%*=^... ...^=*%§@#
@§%*=^.... AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ....^=*%§@
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