the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a thousand years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the day she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the  golden m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a  little too well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all  that of a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of a  hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!