the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all began  a thousand  years  ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold her wares,  and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked  about the golden m. 
 the  old  tavern had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time  in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the cart,  and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea  to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all  that of a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the  tavern  didn't care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the process  of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how  he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding  out  that earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!