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¨,-;*%##@@ @@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*# #*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨--;;*%# #%*;;--¨¨¨
¨¨¨-;***%# #%***;-¨¨¨
¨,-;*%#@## ¨¨ ,, -- THE GOLDEN -- ,, ¨¨ ##@#%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#### #@##%* M *%##@# ####%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#@## ##@#%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# LETS HEAR IT FOR #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#@## ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ##@#%*;-,¨
¨,-;*##@## ##@##*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;;;%%%# #%%%;;;-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨-;**# , CHEESEBURGER , #**;-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨,,;*# , NUGGETS , #*;,,¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨--*%%%# , FRIES , #%%%*--¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,---*# , CARBONATED WATER , #*---,¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@@ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , @@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# , BIG MAC , #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#@## , COFFEE , ##@#%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#### ####%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#@## ##### ; ##### ##@#%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#### ####%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ####%*;-,¨
¨,-;;;*%#@ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK @#%*;;;-,¨
¨¨¨¨-;*%#@ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A @#%*;-¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-*#@ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE @#*-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨,---*%## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##%*---,¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨,;;%#@ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT @#%;;,¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%#### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ####%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨,---;%%# THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE #%%;---,¨¨
¨,-;*%#@## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##@#%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨,,--*# #*--,,¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;;;;%%# HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT #%%;;;;-,¨
¨¨,-;**##@ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, @##**;-,¨¨
¨¨¨¨-;*%%# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #%%*;-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-;*##@ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND @##*;-¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@@ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS @@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@@ NEW AND FRESH. @@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#### ####%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#@## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##@#%*;-,¨
¨¨,,;*%##@ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER @##%*;,,¨¨
¨¨¨¨,;*### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###*;,¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨,,;%## HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ##%;,,¨¨¨¨
¨,;*%##@## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##@##%*;,¨
¨,-;*%##@# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨,,--*%#@ @#%*--,,¨¨
¨,-;*%#### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ####%*;-,¨
¨¨¨,,-;;%# FOREVER. #%;;-,,¨¨¨
¨,-;*%#### ####%*;-,¨
¨¨¨,;;%%%# ### ; ### #%%%;;,¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%#@## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##@#%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨,;*### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ###*;,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨--;%## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##%;--¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨-;*%# #%*;-¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN #@##%*;-,¨
,-;*%##@## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##@##%*;-,
¨,-;*%#@## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##@#%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨,,;%## WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ##%;,,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,;*### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###*;,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-**%## SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ##%**-¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%#### (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ####%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨,-**## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##**-,¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@@ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). @@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨,-;;%%# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #%%;;-,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-*#@ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE @#*-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨--;%### ###%;--¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# WHICH HE DID. #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%###@ @###%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨-*%#@ ## ; ## @#%*-¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%#@## ##@#%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%%##@ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED @##%%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%%##@ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON @##%%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨,,-*# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #*-,,¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-;%# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #%;-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,--**# INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK #**--,¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# LIKED IT! #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨--**%## ##%**--¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨,;%# A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO #%;,¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@@ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. @@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*%##@# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #@##%*;-,¨
¨,-;*##@## FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ##@##*;-,¨
¨¨,,--;%## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##%;--,,¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-;*#@ OVER THE PLANET. @#*;-¨¨¨¨¨
¨,-*%##@## ##@##%*-,¨
¨,-;*%##@@ # ; # @@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨,-**## ##**-,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨,-**%# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #%**-,¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%#### ####%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨,,;%## ##%;,,¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@@ @@##%*;-,¨
¨¨¨¨,-**## ##**-,¨¨¨¨
¨,-;*%##@@ @@##%*;-,¨