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##$*~~-,,, It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ,,,-~~*$##
&$^~~----, Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark ,----~~^$&
###&$^*~-, Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. ,-~*^$##
####&$*~-, It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The ,-~*$###
###&$^*~-, Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. ,-~*^$##
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###&$^*~-, But Marigold Didn'T Care. ,-~*^$##
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###&$^*~-, She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat ,-~*^$##
#&&&$^*~-, Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ,-~*^$&&
#$$^~-,,,, Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same ,,,,-~^$$#
###&$^*~-, Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The ,-~*^$##
&$^^^**~-, Night She Poached. ,-~**^^^$&
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###&$^*~-, After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, Had A Reputation. She Called It ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, -, The Golden M ,- ,-~*^$##
##$*~~-,,, And People Talked About The Golden M. ,,,-~~*$##
###&$^*~-, The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ,-~*^$##
##&&$^*~-, Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. ,-~*^$&#
&&&^^~,,,, MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was ,,,,~^^&&&
&$$***~,,, New And Fresh. ,,,~***$$&
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####&$*~-, However, She Became A Little Too Well ,-~*$###
####&^*~-, Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ,-~*^###
###&$^*~-, Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt ,-~*^$##
#$**~----, Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A ,----~**$#
#&&&$^*~-, Time When They Started Watching For Her ,-~*^$&&
###&$^*~-, At The Gates Of Every Village. ,-~*^$##
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####&$^*~- So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, -~*^$###
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###&$^*~-, After Thirty Years, A Man Named ,-~*^$##
#$^~---,,, Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A ,,,---~^$#
###&$^*~-, Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ,-~*^$##
&&&$^~,,,, In MarigoldS Foodsteps. ,,,,~^$&&&
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###&$^*~-, He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He ,-~*^$##
####&$*~-, Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ,-~*$###
##$$^*~-,, Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ,,-~*^$$##
###&$^*~-, Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, (And Also They Had Expanded Too ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And ,-~*^$##
###&$^*~-, Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). ,-~*^$##
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#&&&$^*~-, Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding ,-~*^$&&
#&&^~-,,,, His Food, He Vowed To Leave ,,,,-~^&
#$$$$^*~-, Kirugu vargir Entierly. ,-~*^$$$$#
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###&$^*~-, Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ,-~*^$##
##&^~-,,,, Earth In The Fifties. ,,,,-~^#
&$**-,,,,, Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No ,,,,,-**$&
##&&$^*~-, Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat ,-~*^$&#
#&&^~~-,,, Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk ,,,-~~^&
###&$^*~-, Liked It! ,-~*^$##
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#&$^^^*~-, Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By ,-~*^^^$
&$$$^~-,,, A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ,,,-~^$$$&
&$*---,,,, Renamed The Business After Himself. ,,,,---*$&
###&$^*~-, While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey ,-~*^$##
#$^*--,,,, Funneled His Inherited Billions Into ,,,,--*^$#
###&$^*~-, The Project, And Quickly Expanded All ,-~*^$##
&^^**---,, Over The Planet. ,,---**^^&
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