the  golden          
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in  the  day she  slept, in 
 the eve  she sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked about  the  golden m. 
 the old tavern  had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men   hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid  the cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after  thirty   years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the   cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that  of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in the  process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got  scammed out of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!