,,,,,~\*¤§ §¤*\~,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\\*¤§§§ ,, ,, ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ,, ,, §§§¤*\\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤* M *¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§§§# #§§§¤*\~,,
,,,,~**¤## LETS HEAR IT FOR ##¤**~,,,,
,,~\*¤§### \\\ MC DONALDS \\\ ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,~~\*¤§ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR §¤*\~~,,,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### , CHEESEBURGER , ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### , NUGGETS , ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,~*¤§# , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , #§¤*~,,,,,
,,~~\\*§## , FRIES , ##§*\\~~,,
,,~\\*¤¤§# , CARBONATED WATER , #§¤¤*\\~,,
,,~*¤§#### , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ####§¤*~,,
,,~\*¤§### , BIG MAC , ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### , COFFEE , ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### §§§§§ \ §§§§§ ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,\\\¤## ##¤\\\,,,,
,,,,\**§§# IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #§§**\,,,,
,,~\*¤§### LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\***¤¤# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #¤¤***\~,,
,,,,,~\\¤§ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. §¤\\~,,,,,
,,~\\\\*¤# IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE #¤*\\\\~,,
,,~\*¤¤¤§# REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. #§¤¤¤*\~,,
,,~*¤§#### ####§¤*~,,
,,,,,~\¤¤# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #¤¤\~,,,,,
,,,,,~~\¤§ §¤\~~,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ###§¤*\~,,
,~\*¤§#### OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ####§¤*\~,
,,,,,,,\¤# PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN #¤\,,,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,~~~\*§ NIGHT SHE POACHED. §*\~~~,,,,
,,~\*¤§§§# #§§§¤*\~,,
,,,,~*¤¤¤# AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART #¤¤¤*~,,,,
,,~\*¤§### HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ,, THE GOLDEN M ,, ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*§#### AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ####§*\~,,
,,~\*¤#### THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ####¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,,~*¤§ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS §¤*~,,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### NEW AND FRESH. ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§§§§ §§§§¤*\~,,
,~\*¤§#### HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ####§¤*\~,
,,~\*¤§### KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,~~\¤§ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT §¤\~~,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###§¤*\~,,
,,~~\**¤¤# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #¤¤**\~~,,
,,,,,~*¤§# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #§¤*~,,,,,
,,,,,~**§# #§**~,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### FOREVER. ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,\\\*§ §§§ \ §§§ §*\\\,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ###§¤*\~,,
,,,~~~*¤## CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ##¤*~~~,,,
,,~\*¤#### (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ####¤*\~,,
,,,~~**§## COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ##§**~~,,,
,,,~~\*§§# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #§§*\~~,,,
,,,,,~~\¤# #¤\~~,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,~\¤§# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #§¤\~,,,,,
,,~\*¤¤¤§# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #§¤¤¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,~*¤§# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #§¤*~,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ###§¤*\~,,
,,~~\\*§§§ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). §§§*\\~~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,~***§ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING §***~,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤#### KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ####¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### WHICH HE DID. ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,~\¤§# #§¤\~,,,,,
,,,,~**¤## §§ \ §§ ##¤**~,,,,
,,,,,~~\*§ §*\~~,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,,,~*§ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON §*~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,\\¤# EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. #¤\\,,,,,,
,,,,,~***§ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO §***~,,,,,
,,~\**¤¤¤§ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT §¤¤¤**\~,,
,,~\*¤§### INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### LIKED IT! ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,,~**§ §**~,,,,,,
,,~\*¤#### THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ####¤*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###§¤*\~,,
,,~~~*¤§§# RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. #§§¤*~~~,,
,,,,,\\\¤§ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY §¤\\\,,,,,
,,,,,,~**§ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO §**~,,,,,,
,,,,,,\¤## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##¤\,,,,,,
,,,,,,,\¤# OVER THE PLANET. #¤\,,,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,~\*§#### § \ § ####§*\~,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,,~*§# AND THE REST IS HISTORY! #§*~,,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,,,~*§ §*~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,\**§ §**\,,,,,,
,,~\*¤§### ###§¤*\~,,
,,,,,~~**§ §**~~,,,,,