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@@@$*;;~^, ,, ^^ ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ ^^ ,, ,^~;;*$@@@
##@@$*;~^, ##@@$* M *$@@## ,^~;*$@@##
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###@@$*;~^ LETS HEAR IT FOR ^~;*$@@###
@$;^,,,,,, ;;; MC DONALDS ;;; ,,,,,,^;$@
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##@@$*;~^, WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ,^~;*$@@##
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##@@$*;~^, ^ CHEESEBURGER ^ ,^~;*$@@##
##@@$*;~^, ^ NUGGETS ^ ,^~;*$@@##
@$$$$*;~^, ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^ ,^~;*$$$$@
@@$*;^,,,, ^ FRIES ^ ,,,,^;*$@@
#@$;^,,,,, ^ CARBONATED WATER ^ ,,,,,^;$@#
##@@$*;~^, ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^ ,^~;*$@@##
@@$$;;;~^, ^ BIG MAC ^ ,^~;;;$$@@
##@@$*;~^, ^ COFFEE ^ ,^~;*$@@##
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@@*;;;~~^, IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ,^~~;;;*@@
@@$$**;~^, LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ,^~;**$$@@
@@*;;;;~^, FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ,^~;;;;*@@
#@$*;^^,,, FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ,,,^^;*$@#
##@@$*;~^, IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ,^~;*$@@##
@***;;~~^, REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ,^~~;;***@
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##@@$*;~^, BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ,^~;*$@@##
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@@$$*;;~^, SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ,^~;;*$$@@
#@@*;~^,,, BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ,,,^~;*@@#
##@@$*;~^, OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ,^~;*$@@##
#@$$$*;~^, PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ,^~;*$$$@#
@@@$;^,,,, THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ,,,,^;$@@@
@@@**;^^^, NIGHT SHE POACHED. ,^^^;**@@@
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##@@$*;~^, AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ,^~;*$@@##
##@@$*;~^, HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ,^~;*$@@##
##@@$*;~^, ^, THE GOLDEN M ,^ ,^~;*$@@##
@@**~~~~^, AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ,^~~~~**@@
##@@$*;~^, THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ,^~;*$@@##
###@$*;~^, DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ,^~;*$@###
#@@@$*;~^, MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ,^~;*$@@@#
@@@@$*;~^, NEW AND FRESH. ,^~;*$@@@@
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@*~,,,,,,, HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ,,,,,,,~*@
#@@***;~^, KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ,^~;***@@#
@$*;^,,,,, TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ,,,,,^;*$@
##@@$*;~^, SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ,^~;*$@@##
@@*~~~,,,, HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ,,,,~~~*@@
@@$$;~~~^, TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ,^~~~;$$@@
###@$*;~^, AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ,^~;*$@###
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#@$;~,,,,, SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ,,,,,~;$@#
#@$$*~^,,, FOREVER. ,,,^~*$$@#
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#@**;;^^^, ,^^^;;**@#
#@$$*~^^^, AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ,^^^~*$$@#
##@@$*;~^, NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ,^~;*$@@##
##@@$*;~^, CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ,^~;*$@@##
@@@$*;~~^, (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ,^~~;*$@@@
@*~~~^,,,, COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ,,,,^~~~*@
@*;;^,,,,, IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ,,,,,^;;*@
@$**;^,,,, ,,,,^;**$@
#@@*;~^,,, HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ,,,^~;*@@#
#@@$**;~^, THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ,^~;**$@@#
##@@$*;~^, QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ,^~;*$@@##
##@@$*;~^, WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ,^~;*$@@##
##@@$*;~^, TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ,^~;*$@@##
###@@$*;^, SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ,^;*$@@###
@@@@$*;~^, (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ,^~;*$@@@@
###@$*;~^, QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ,^~;*$@###
@@**~~~^^, WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ,^^~~~**@@
###@@$*;~^ ^~;*$@@###
#@$;^^,,,, ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ,,,,^^;$@#
##@@$*;~^, HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ,^~;*$@@##
@@$*~~~^^, KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ,^^~~~*$@@
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###@$*;~^, WHICH HE DID. ,^~;*$@###
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###@$*;~^, WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ,^~;*$@###
#@$$$*;~^, OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ,^~;*$$$@#
##@@$*;~^, EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ,^~;*$@@##
@@*~~^^^^, UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ,^^^^~~*@@
@$*;~~,,,, EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ,,,,~~;*$@
@$****;~^, INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ,^~;****$@
###@@$*;~, LIKED IT! ,~;*$@@###
###@@$;~^, ,^~;$@@###
##@@$*;~^, THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ,^~;*$@@##
#@@**;^^,, A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ,,^^;**@@#
##@@$*;~^, RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ,^~;*$@@##
###@$*;~^, WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ,^~;*$@###
@@*~~^^^^, FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ,^^^^~~*@@
#@$***;~^, THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ,^~;***$@#
###@@$;~^, OVER THE PLANET. ,^~;$@@###
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@@@@$*;~^, AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ,^~;*$@@@@
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