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.^«/†$¤### ..   ^^   ««  THE  GOLDEN   ««   ^^   .. ###¤$†/«^.
....^/††¤#             ###¤$† M †$¤###              #¤††/^....
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.^«/†$¤###             LETS HEAR IT FOR             ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###            /// MC DONALDS ///            ###¤$†/«^.
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.^«/†$¤### WHAT     CAN     I     DO     YA     FOR ###¤$†/«^.
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.^«/†$¤###             ^ CHEESEBURGER ^             ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###               ^ NUGGETS ^                ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###         ^ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ^          ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$$¤¤#                 ^ FRIES ^                #¤¤$$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###           ^ CARBONATED WATER ^           ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/$¤####         ^ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ^          ####¤$/«^.
.^«/†$¤###                ^ BIG MAC ^               ###¤$†/«^.
.....^/$$#                ^ COFFEE ^                #$$/^.....
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.^«/†$¤###               ¤¤¤¤¤ / ¤¤¤¤¤              ###¤$†/«^.
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.^«/†††$¤# IT  ALL  BEGAN  A  THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN #¤$†††/«^.
.^«/†$$$$¤ LIKE  THE  EIGHTEENTH  CENTURY.  A  DARK ¤$$$$†/«^.
.^«/†¤#### FIGURE  EMERGED FROM  A  TAVERN  AFTER A ####¤†/«^.
...^^^/†¤# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH  AN IDEA. #¤†/^^^...
.....«††¤¤ IT  WAS  ILLEGAL  TO  SELL FOOD  IN  THE ¤¤††«.....
....««†$$¤ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¤$$†««....
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.^«/†$¤¤##        BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE.         ##¤¤$†/«^.
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...^«††††¤ SHE  BEGAN  PUTTING  DRIED  LIZARD  MEAT ¤††††«^...
.....«†¤¤# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES,  OPERATING OUT #¤¤†«.....
.^«/†$¤¤¤# OF A  CART,  NOT  STAYING  IN  THE  SAME #¤¤¤$†/«^.
...««//†¤¤ PLACE LONG.  IN  THE DAY  SHE  SLEPT, IN ¤¤†//««...
.^«/†$¤### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES,  AND  IN THE ###¤$†/«^.
......«/$#            NIGHT SHE POACHED.            #$/«......
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.^«/†$$$¤# AFTER A FEW  YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD  CART #¤$$$†/«^.
....«««†¤# HAD   A   REPUTATION.  SHE   CALLED   IT #¤†«««....
.^«/†$¤###            ^. THE GOLDEN M .^            ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤### AND  PEOPLE  TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN  M. ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†¤#### THE OLD TAVERN  HAD THEIR  MONOPOLY  AND ####¤†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###      DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH.      ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###   MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS   ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###              NEW AND FRESH.              ###¤$†/«^.
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....^^^/†¤ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A  LITTLE  TOO  WELL ¤†/^^^....
.^«†$¤#### KNOWN.  THE  TAVERNS  MEN   HOT  ON  HER ####¤$†«^.
....^«//†¤ TRAIL,  SHE COULD  STAY  A  SHORTER  AND ¤†//«^....
.^«/†$¤### SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE  FELT ###¤$†/«^.
...^/†††$¤ HUNTED. AND  SOON  ENOUGH  THERE CAME  A ¤$†††/^...
.^«/†$¤### TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING  FOR HER ###¤$†/«^.
....«/$$¤# AT   THE   GATES   OF   EVERY   VILLAGE. #¤$$/«....
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....^««††¤ SO  SHE  HID THE CART, AND  DISAPPEARED, ¤††««^....
.^«/†$¤###                 FOREVER.                 ###¤$†/«^.
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.^«/†$¤###                ¤¤¤ / ¤¤¤                 ###¤$†/«^.
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.^«/†$¤### AFTER   THIRTY   YEARS,   A  MAN   NAMED ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤### NICHOLAS   FOUND  THE  CART.  HE  WAS  A ###¤$†/«^.
...^//††$#    CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE     #$††//^...
.^«/†††$¤¤ (CURSED,  I  MEAN))  AND  AS SUCH  HE OF ¤¤$†††/«^.
.^«/†$¤### COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO  FOLLOW ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###          IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS.         ###¤$†/«^.
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.^«/†$¤### HE  WASN'T ALL  THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†¤#### THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M,  HE ####¤†/«^.
....^/†¤## QUICKLY FELL  INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER  HE ##¤†/^....
...^«†††$¤ WAS KIND  OF A  HARDHAT AND  DIDN'T STOP ¤$†††«^...
.^«/†$¤### TRYING.  THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR  HIM ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤### SINCE  NOBODY  BOUGHT  HIS  FOOD  ANYWAY ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤### (AND   ALSO   THEY   HAD  EXPANDED   TOO ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###   QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND  ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤### WAS IN  THE  PROCESS  OF FALLING APART). ###¤$†/«^.
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.....^«†$¤ ANGRY AT EVERYONE  FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¤$†«^.....
....«/†$$¤ HIS    FOOD,    HE   VOWED    TO   LEAVE ¤$$†/«....
.....^«/†¤          KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY.         ¤†/«^.....
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......^/†¤               WHICH HE DID.              ¤†/^......
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.....^/$¤¤                  ¤¤ / ¤¤                 ¤¤$/^.....
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..^««††¤## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW  HE TRAVELED ##¤††««^..
.^«/†$¤¤## OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP  ON ##¤¤$†/«^.
....^^/$¤¤           EARTH IN THE FIFTIES.          ¤¤$/^^....
.^«/†$¤### UPON  FINDING  OUT THAT EARTH  HOLDS  NO ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤¤¤# EDIBLE LIZARDS,  HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #¤¤¤$†/«^.
....^^//$¤ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY,  THE EARTH FOLK ¤$//^^....
....^/†$¤#                LIKED IT!                 #¤$†/^....
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.^«/†$¤### THEN HE  GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART  BY ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤### A  MAN  NAMED  MICKEY  MAC DONALDS,  WHO ###¤$†/«^.
.......«†¤    RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF.   ¤†«.......
....^/†$$#  WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #$$†/^....
.^«/†$¤###   FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO   ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤### THE PROJECT,  AND QUICKLY  EXPANDED  ALL ###¤$†/«^.
.^«/†$¤###             OVER THE PLANET.             ###¤$†/«^.
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.^«/†¤####         AND THE REST IS HISTORY!         ####¤†/«^.
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