the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from a  tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a  cart, not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in the day  she slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few years,  marigolds food  cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had  their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid the  cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a cook,  and  even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind  of  a hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process  of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the earth  folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out  of the  cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project, and  quickly  expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!