At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,   What'S   An   Internet?        
                                      
     It'S A  Kind Of Computer  Program 
 Where  You  Can   Send  Letters  To  The 
                  Tigers,                 
     Even  Such A  Thing Is  Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do  I  Get It  To  Run?  Press That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not  In  The  Clothes   Chamber...     
     Not In  The  Ice Cream Machine... 
 Not   Behind  The   Couch...          
                                     
  Look - Stolen; Gone From  Our World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S The  Entrance To World Three.  
  
                                       
   Ok,   Let'S  Go   Inside...        
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The  Royal  Ship  Of   Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***     Database    @     Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They  Went  Inside Their House  And  Saw 
 The  Modem  Fast  Asleep On  The Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!