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.......... THEY  HAVE  TOLD ME TO MOUNT IN THE  CAR ..........
.......... AND DRIVE  IT TO SOME  TOWN  TO FIX SOME ..........
.......... STUFF.  I  DRIVE  AS GOOD AS  I  CAN BUT ..........
.......... IT'S NOT HELPING.  I DONT HAVE A DRIVERS ..........
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.......... I'M  AT  A DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART ..........
.........: PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M :.........
........:~ LYING  FLAT  ON  MY STOMACH  AND HAVE TO ~:........
.......:~/ PEDAL  WITH MY HANDS. FUCK! I UNDERSTAND /~:.......
......:~/% QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY OPTION HERE IS  TO %/~:......
.....:~/%% PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP %%/~:.....
....:~/%%¤      STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO     ¤%%/~:....
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