TH3Y  H4V3 TOLD M3 TO MOUNT  1N TH3  C4R 
 4ND DR1V3 1T TO SOM3  TOWN  TO  F1X SOM3 
 STUFF. 1  DR1V3 4S  GOOD 4S  1  C4N  BUT 
 1T'S NOT H3LP1NG. 1 DONT H4V3  4 DR1V3RS 
                 L1C3NSE.                 
                                          
 1'M  4T  4  D4M  SL4SH  R1V3R SL4SH  4RT 
 PROJ3CT,  WH3N  1  SUDD3NLY  NOT1C3  1'M 
 LY1NG  FL4T  ON MY  STOM4CH  4ND H4V3 TO 
 P3D4L W1TH MY  H4NDS. FUCK! 1 UND3RST4ND 
 QU1CKLY TH4T TH3 ONLY OPT1ON H3RE 1S  TO 
 PULL   OV3R   SOM3WHERE   4ND   S1T   UP 
      STR41GHT, 4S YOU'R3 SUPPOS3D TO