they  have told me to mount in  the  car 
 and drive  it to some  town to fix  some 
 stuff.  i drive  as good  as i  can  but 
 it's not helping. i dont  have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm at  a  dam  slash  river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat  on  my stomach  and have to 
 pedal with my hands. fuck! i  understand 
 quickly that the only option here  is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
      straight, as you're supposed to