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,,,,,,«*§¶ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¶§*«,,,,,,
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,:«;*$§¶## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ##¶§$*;«:,
,,,:::;$§# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #§$;:::,,,
,:«;*$§¶## THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§### ###§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##¶§$*;«:,
,,,,::«**§ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE §**«::,,,,
,:«;*$§¶## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§### CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ###§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## ##¶§$*;«:,
,,,,,,«*§§ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH §§*«,,,,,,
,:««;;*§¶# UNICORN IMMORTALITY: #¶§*;;««:,
,:«;*$§¶## ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶¶# * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #¶¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##¶§$*;«:,
,,,:«;$$§# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #§$$;«:,,,
,:«;*$§¶## NORSE. ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ##¶§$*;«:,
,,,,:;*$§¶ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¶§$*;:,,,,
,:«;*$$$§¶ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¶§$$$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##¶§$*;«:,
,,:«;;;*$¶ ¶$*;;;«:,,
,:«;*$§¶## * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*§¶### NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ###¶§*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶¶¶ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¶¶¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«««;;$¶¶ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¶¶$;;«««:,
,:«;*$§§¶# CATS AT AGE NINE. #¶§§$*;«:,
,,,,,«;**§ §**;«,,,,,
,,,,,,«;$¶ * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¶$;«,,,,,,
,:«;*$§¶## ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ##¶§$*;«:,
,,,,,,««*§ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? §*««,,,,,,
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,,,,,,:«*§ * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET §*«:,,,,,,
,:«;*$§¶## INTO DEEP SPACE. ##¶§$*;«:,
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,:«;*$§¶## * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ##¶§$*;«:,
,:«;*$§¶## A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ##¶§$*;«:,
,,,,,,«**§ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO §**«,,,,,,
,,,,:«;*§§ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. §§*;«:,,,,
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