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#@@§%*=~,.            .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.           .,~=*%§@@#
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§%****=~,. BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, .,~=****%§
§**~...... THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ......~**§
@@%%===~,.             TO COME TO HARM.             .,~===%%@@
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§%%==,,... A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ...,,==%%§
##@§%*=~,. BY  HUMAN   BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH .,~=*%§@##
§%***==~,. ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. .,~==***%§
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@@@§%*=~,. A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN .,~=*%§@@@
@§***~~~,. EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION .,~~~***§@
#@@§%*=~,. DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR .,~=*%§@@#
@@%*=~....               SECOND LAWS.               ....~=*%@@
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#@@§%*=~,.   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  .,~=*%§@@#
@§%==~,... BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ...,~==%§@
@%*~~,....   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ....,~~*%@
@@§*~.....         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        .....~*§@@
@§****=~,.    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    .,~=****§@
@§§§%*=~,.                 THINGS...                .,~=*%§§§@
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##@@§%*~,. THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY .,~*%§@@##
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