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¶%%=^¨¨¨¨¨           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            ¨¨¨¨¨^=%%¶
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¶#$$===~^¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨^~===$$#¶
¶%=^¨¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ¨¨¨¨¨¨^=%¶
¶##$$~~¨¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨¨¨~~$$##¶
##¶#%$=~^¨                                          ¨^~=$%#¶##
¶##%$=~^¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ¨¨^~=$%##¶
##¶#%$=~^¨ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ¨^~=$%#¶##
##¶#%$=~^¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨^~=$%#¶##
#$=~¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨~=$#
#%%%$$=~^¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨^~=$$%%%#
#%$~^¨¨¨¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨¨¨¨¨^~$%#
##%%=^¨¨¨¨ DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ¨¨¨¨^=%%##
##¶#%$=~^¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨^~=$%#¶##
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#$=~¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨~=$#
##¶#%$=~^¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨^~=$%#¶##
##¶#%$=~^¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨^~=$%#¶##
¶#%==^¨¨¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨¨¨^==%#¶
##$~^^¨¨¨¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨¨¨¨^^~$##
###¶#$=~^¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨^~=$#¶###
##%=^^¨¨¨¨                THINGS...                 ¨¨¨¨^^=%##
##¶#%$=~^¨                                          ¨^~=$%#¶##
¶¶#$$=^¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨^=$$#¶¶
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