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,.=†%$§¶## ,=== BATTERIES ===, ##¶§$%†=.,
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,.=†%$§¶## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##¶§$%†=.,
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,.=†%$§§§§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §§§§$%†=.,
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,.=†%$§§§§ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, §§§§$%†=.,
,.=†%$§¶## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##¶§$%†=.,
,.=†%§¶### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###¶§%†=.,
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