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,,,,,,,,,: BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~† TO COME TO HARM. †~:,,,,,,,
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,,,,,:~†*$ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT $*†~:,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:~ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:~ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ~:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:~† THINGS... †~:,,,,,,,
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