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,~=†=%¤@##                                          ##@¤%=†=~,
,,,~~~=†%@                                          @%†=~~~,,,
,~=†=%¤@##                                          ##@¤%=†=~,
,,,,~===%@            ,=== BATTERIES ===,           @%===~,,,,
,~=††=%¤¤#                                          #¤¤%=††=~,
,~=†=%¤@## BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ##@¤%=†=~,
,~=†=%%%@@ THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING @@%%%=†=~,
,,,,,~=†%¤             TO COME TO HARM.             ¤%†=~,,,,,
,~=†=%¤@##                                          ##@¤%=†=~,
,~=†=¤@### A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ###@¤=†=~,
,,,,,=†%¤@ BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH @¤%†=,,,,,
,~=†=%¤@## ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ##@¤%=†=~,
,~=====¤¤@                                          @¤¤=====~,
,,,,,~†=¤# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #¤=†~,,,,,
,~=†=%¤@## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ##@¤%=†=~,
,~=†=%¤@## DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ##@¤%=†=~,
,~=†=%¤@##               SECOND LAWS.               ##@¤%=†=~,
,~=†=%¤@##                                          ##@¤%=†=~,
,,,==†==%@                   ####                   @%==†==,,,
,,,,,==¤@@                                          @@¤==,,,,,
,~=†=%¤@##  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ##@¤%=†=~,
,~=†=%¤¤¤# BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I #¤¤¤%=†=~,
,~=††††=%@   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   @%=††††=~,
,,,,~†=¤¤¤        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¤¤¤=†~,,,,
,~=†=%¤@##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##@¤%=†=~,
,~=†=%¤@##                 THINGS...                ##@¤%=†=~,
,=†=%¤@###                                          ###@¤%=†=,
,~=†%¤@### THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ###@¤%†=~,
,~~===%%%¤                 INSIDE.                  ¤%%%===~~,
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