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....,-†§¤§            .--- BATTERIES ---.           §¤§†-,....
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......,-†§ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, §†-,......
.......,-† THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING †-,.......
......,-†§             TO COME TO HARM.             §†-,......
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....,-†§¤§ A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §¤§†-,....
...,-†§¤§@ BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH @§¤§†-,...
..,-†§¤§@# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #@§¤§†-,..
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..,-†§¤§@# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #@§¤§†-,..
...,-†§¤§@ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION @§¤§†-,...
....,-†§¤§ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR §¤§†-,....
.....,-†§¤               SECOND LAWS.               ¤§†-,.....
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.....,-†§¤  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¤§†-,.....
....,-†§¤§ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §¤§†-,....
...,-†§¤§@   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   @§¤§†-,...
..,-†§¤§@#         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        #@§¤§†-,..
.,-†§¤§@##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##@§¤§†-,.
..,-†§¤§@#                THINGS...                 #@§¤§†-,..
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....,-†§¤§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §¤§†-,....
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