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¨¨~~†%&#@#            ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨           #@#&%†~~¨¨
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¨¨~~†%&#@# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #@#&%†~~¨¨
¨~~†%&#@## THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ##@#&%†~~¨
¨¨~~†%&#@#             TO COME TO HARM.             #@#&%†~~¨¨
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¨¨~~†%&#@# A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #@#&%†~~¨¨
¨~~†%&#@## BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ##@#&%†~~¨
¨¨~~†%&#@# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #@#&%†~~¨¨
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¨¨~~†%&#@# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #@#&%†~~¨¨
¨~~†%&#@## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ##@#&%†~~¨
¨¨~~†%&#@# DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR #@#&%†~~¨¨
¨~~†%&#@##               SECOND LAWS.               ##@#&%†~~¨
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¨~~†%&#@##                   ####                   ##@#&%†~~¨
¨¨~~†%&#@#                                          #@#&%†~~¨¨
¨~~†%&#@##  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ##@#&%†~~¨
¨¨~~†%&#@# BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I #@#&%†~~¨¨
¨~~†%&#@##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##@#&%†~~¨
¨¨~~†%&#@#         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        #@#&%†~~¨¨
¨~~†%&#@##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##@#&%†~~¨
¨¨~~†%&#@#                THINGS...                 #@#&%†~~¨¨
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¨¨~~†%&#@# THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY #@#&%†~~¨¨
¨~~†%&#@##                 INSIDE.                  ##@#&%†~~¨
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