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¨,=*%$&¶@@ ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ @@¶&$%*=,¨
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¨,=*%$&¶@# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #@¶&$%*=,¨
¨¨¨,**%$$¶ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¶$$%**,¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨=**$¶¶ TO COME TO HARM. ¶¶$**=¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨,,*%%& A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT &%%*,,¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨=*%& BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH &%*=¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨,=*%$&¶@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@¶&$%*=,¨
¨,=*%$&¶@# #@¶&$%*=,¨
¨,=*%$&¶@# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #@¶&$%*=,¨
¨,=*%$&¶@@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @@¶&$%*=,¨
¨,=*%$&¶@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@¶&$%*=,¨
¨¨¨¨,,=*$& SECOND LAWS. &$*=,,¨¨¨¨
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¨,=*%$&¶@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@¶&$%*=,¨
¨¨¨¨¨=**$¶ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¶$**=¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨,,*%%%%& SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. &%%%%*,,¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨=%$$¶ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¶$$%=¨¨¨¨¨
¨,=*%$&@## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##@&$%*=,¨
¨¨¨,,*$&¶¶ THINGS... ¶¶&$*,,¨¨¨
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¨,=*%$&¶@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@¶&$%*=,¨
¨¨¨¨=*%&&@ INSIDE. @&&%*=¨¨¨¨
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