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..,==*$¤##           .=== Batteries ===.            ##¤$*==,..
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..,==*$¤## Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ##¤$*==,..
...,==*$¤# Through Inaction, Allow  A  Human  Being #¤$*==,...
....,==*$¤             To Come To Harm.             ¤$*==,....
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..,==*$¤## A Battery  Must Obey The Orders Given It ##¤$*==,..
.,==*$¤### By  Human   Beings  Except   Where  Such ###¤$*==,.
..,==*$¤## Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ##¤$*==,..
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....,==*$¤ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ¤$*==,....
...,==*$¤# Existence  As Long  As  Such  Protection #¤$*==,...
..,==*$¤## Does  Not Conflict  With  The  First  Or ##¤$*==,..
.,==*$¤###               Second Laws.               ###¤$*==,.
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...,==*$¤#   These Things Power Almost Everything,  #¤$*==,...
..,==*$¤## But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ##¤$*==,..
.,==*$¤###   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ###¤$*==,.
..,==*$¤##        Think Double A, Triple A,         ##¤$*==,..
...,==*$¤#    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    #¤$*==,...
....,==*$¤                 Things...                ¤$*==,....
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..,==*$¤## They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ##¤$*==,..
.,==*$¤###                  Inside.                 ###¤$*==,.
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