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##§%$$/~~,           ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,            ,~~/$$%§##
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####%$/~~, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,~~/$%####
####§%$/~, THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ,~/$%§####
####%$/~~,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,~~/$%####
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##§%%$/~~, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ,~~/$%%§##
##%%$/~,,, BY   HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,,,~/$%%##
#§§§%$/~~, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,~~/$%§§§#
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###§%$/~~, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,~~/$%§###
#%$$$~~~,, EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ,,~~~$$$%#
##%////~~, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ,~~////%##
#§$$$//~~,               SECOND LAWS.               ,~~//$$$§#
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###§%$/~~,  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ,~~/$%§###
###§%$/~~, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,~~/$%§###
###§%$/~~,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,~~/$%§###
#%/~~~,,,,         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ,,,,~~~/%#
###§%$/~~,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,~~/$%§###
##§%//~~,,                 THINGS...                ,,~~//%§##
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####§%$~~, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,~~$%§####
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