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.......~=# .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~. #=~.......
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.~/=@##### BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #####@=/~.
...~/====# THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING #====/~...
..~/=@#### TO COME TO HARM. ####@=/~..
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..~/=@#### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ####@=/~..
..~/=@#### BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ####@=/~..
....~/@@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@@/~....
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..~/=@@@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##@@@=/~..
.....~=### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ###=~.....
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..~/=@#### THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ####@=/~..
..~/=@#### BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ####@=/~..
.....~=@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@=~.....
...../@@@# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #@@@/.....
...~~/@### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ###@/~~...
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....~/@### THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ###@/~....
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