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##¶&$*~~¨¨ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ¨¨~~*$&¶##
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##¶&$*~~¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨~~*$&¶##
###¶&$*~~¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨~~*$&¶###
##¶&$*~~¨¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨¨~~*$&¶##
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##¶&$*~~¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨~~*$&¶##
###¶&$*~~¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨~~*$&¶###
##¶&$*~~¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨~~*$&¶##
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##¶&$*~~¨¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨~~*$&¶##
###¶&$*~~¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨~~*$&¶###
##¶&$*~~¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨~~*$&¶##
###¶&$*~~¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨~~*$&¶###
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###¶&$*~~¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨~~*$&¶###
##¶&$*~~¨¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨~~*$&¶##
###¶&$*~~¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨~~*$&¶###
##¶&$*~~¨¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨¨~~*$&¶##
###¶&$*~~¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨~~*$&¶###
##¶&$*~~¨¨ THINGS... ¨¨~~*$&¶##
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##¶&$*~~¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨~~*$&¶##
###¶&$*~~¨ INSIDE. ¨~~*$&¶###
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