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.....~$$§@           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            @§$$~.....
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......~$§@ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, @§$~......
..~;$§@@## THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN BEING ##@@§$;~..
..~;$§@@@#             TO COME TO HARM.             #@@@§$;~..
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..~;$§@@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ##@@§$;~..
.....~$§@# BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH #@§$~.....
...~~~$@@@ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. @@@$~~~...
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.....;;$$@ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN @$$;;.....
......~$@# EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION #@$~......
....;;$$$@ DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR @$$$;;....
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..~;$§@###  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ###@§$;~..
..~;$§@@## BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ##@@§$;~..
...~~;;§@@   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   @@§;;~~...
.....~$@@@         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        @@@$~.....
..~;$§@@@#    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    #@@@§$;~..
..~;$$§@@#                 THINGS...                #@@§$$;~..
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..~~~$§§§@ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY @§§§$~~~..
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