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.....=§§*@           .=== BATTERIES ===.            @*§§=.....
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.-=:§*#@## BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ##@#*§:=-.
.-===:§§*# THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING #*§§:===-.
.-=:§*##@@             TO COME TO HARM.             @@##*§:=-.
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.-=:§*#@@# A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #@@#*§:=-.
...==§*### BY  HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE   SUCH ###*§==...
.-=:§*#@## ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ##@#*§:=-.
.-=:§*#@##                                          ##@#*§:=-.
....=:*### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###*:=....
.....-=:§# EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION #§:=-.....
......=:*# DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR #*:=......
.-=:§*#@##               SECOND LAWS.               ##@#*§:=-.
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.-=:§*#@##  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ##@#*§:=-.
....-::*@@ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I @@*::-....
....-:§*##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##*§:-....
.-=:§*#@##        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ##@#*§:=-.
.-=:§*#@##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##@#*§:=-.
.-=:§*#@##                 THINGS...                ##@#*§:=-.
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.-=:§*##@@ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY @@##*§:=-.
.-=:§*#@##                 INSIDE.                  ##@#*§:=-.
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