they  have told me to mount  in  the car 
 and drive  it to  some town to  fix some 
 stuff. i drive as  good  as  i  can  but 
 it's not helping. i  dont have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at  a  dam  slash river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying flat on  my stomach  and  have  to 
 pedal  with my hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the only option  here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to