they have told me to  mount  in the  car 
 and drive it  to  some town to  fix some 
 stuff. i  drive  as good  as  i can  but 
 it's  not helping. i dont have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at  a  dam  slash  river slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat on  my stomach  and have  to 
 pedal  with my hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly that  the only option here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to