they have told  me  to mount in the  car 
 and drive it to  some town  to fix  some 
 stuff.  i  drive  as  good as i can  but 
 it's not helping. i  dont have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at  a  dam  slash  river slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying flat  on my stomach  and  have  to 
 pedal  with my hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the  only option here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to