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.......... THEY HAVE  TOLD ME TO MOUNT  IN  THE CAR ..........
.......... AND DRIVE  IT  TO SOME TOWN TO  FIX SOME ..........
.......... STUFF. I  DRIVE  AS  GOOD AS I  CAN  BUT ..........
.......... IT'S NOT HELPING. I DONT HAVE  A DRIVERS ..........
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.......... I'M  AT  A  DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH ART ..........
.......... PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M ..........
.......... LYING  FLAT ON MY  STOMACH  AND HAVE  TO ..........
.........: PEDAL WITH MY HANDS.  FUCK! I UNDERSTAND :.........
........:~ QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY  OPTION HERE IS TO ~:........
.......:~^ PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ^~:.......
......:~^=      STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO     =^~:......
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