.....^~^*%                                          %*^~^.....
....^~^*%&                                          &%*^~^....
...^~^*%&#                                          #&%*^~^...
..^~^*%&##                                          ##&%*^~^..
.^~^*%&###                                          ###&%*^~^.
..^~^*%&## THEY HAVE  TOLD ME TO MOUNT IN  THE  CAR ##&%*^~^..
...^~^*%&# AND DRIVE IT TO SOME  TOWN  TO FIX  SOME #&%*^~^...
....^~^*%& STUFF.  I  DRIVE  AS  GOOD AS I CAN  BUT &%*^~^....
.....^~^*% IT'S NOT HELPING.  I DONT HAVE A DRIVERS %*^~^.....
......^~^*                 LICENSE.                 *^~^......
.......^~^                                          ^~^.......
........^~ I'M  AT  A DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART ~^........
.........^ PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M ^.........
.......... LYING FLAT  ON  MY STOMACH  AND  HAVE TO ..........
.......... PEDAL WITH MY  HANDS. FUCK! I UNDERSTAND ..........
.......... QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY OPTION HERE  IS TO ..........
.......... PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ..........
..........     STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO      ..........
.........^                                          ^.........
........^~                                          ~^........
.......^~^                                          ^~^.......
......^~^*                                          *^~^......
.....^~^*%                                          %*^~^.....
....^~^*%&                                          &%*^~^....