Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On Earth  (The  Planet Where  I Live)  A 
 Lot Of  Us Have  Antennas On Our  Houses 
 Or  Balconies,  We   Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger  Bandwith, We Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit),  We'Ve Built Large As  Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An  Antenna With A 
         Dish As Large As Earth.          
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About  Our Position In The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement   In  The  Galaxy,   And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The  Local Cluster, 
 And  Our Local  Clusters Place In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The  Suns Moving Around The 
 Center  Of The  Galaxy  At  Velocity And 
 The  Galaxy  Is Moving  Toward Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The Galaxy.  And  We As A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite All  This, Despite  All  Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio Programmes Out  In  Fucking  Space 
 At  The  Speed  Of Light  (Light Is  Our 
  Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!), 
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of  All  Our  Secrets  In Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One      Has        Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most Opponents To  Intelligent  Life  In 
 The Universe Say It'S  Because  You Need 
 A  Class  One-Or-The-Other Star And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From  The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But  Really   Isn'T   That  Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That We Have  No 
 Idea  What  We'Re Doing (And It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna  Go Smoke My Third  Cigarette 
 This Year And Try  To Snatch  Some Beers 
         From The Local Beer Thing