RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW. MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.