RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.