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,,~~*§%@## PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ##@%§*~~,,
,~~*§%@### OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ###@%§*~~,
,,~~*§%@## OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ##@%§*~~,,
,~~*§%@### START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ###@%§*~~,
,,~~*§%@## OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ##@%§*~~,,
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,,~~*§%@## %%%%****~~~~####@@@@%%%%****~~~~####@@@@ ##@%§*~~,,
,~~*§%@### I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ###@%§*~~,
,,~~*§%@## [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ##@%§*~~,,
,~~*§%@### SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ###@%§*~~,
,,~~*§%@## EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ##@%§*~~,,
,~~*§%@### KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ###@%§*~~,
,,~~*§%@## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##@%§*~~,,
,~~*§%@### YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ###@%§*~~,
,,~~*§%@## BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ##@%§*~~,,
,~~*§%@### "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ###@%§*~~,
,,~~*§%@## YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ##@%§*~~,,
,~~*§%@### HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ###@%§*~~,
,,~~*§%@## MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ##@%§*~~,,
,~~*§%@### SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ###@%§*~~,
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