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##¶§%^†~-. # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . .-~†^%§¶##
##¶§%^†~-. # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . .-~†^%§¶##
###¶§^†~-. # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. .-~†^§¶###
§^^^~-.... # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ....-~^^^§
§^†~--.... # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ....--~†^§
#¶%††††~-. # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .-~††††%¶#
§%^†††~~-. # % . UP THE ARM. # % . .-~~†††^%§
##¶§%^†~-. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . .-~†^%§¶##
##¶§%^†~-. # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. .-~†^%§¶##
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#¶%^~-.... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ....-~^%¶#
##¶§%^†~-. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . .-~†^%§¶##
##¶§%^†~-. REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . .-~†^%§¶##
§§%%%^†~-. I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . .-~†^%%%§§
##¶§%^†~-. # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. .-~†^%§¶##
#¶¶§%^†~-. # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . .-~†^%§¶¶#
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#§%%†-.... # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ....-†%%§#
##¶§%^†~-. FACE, I BITE IT. # % . .-~†^%§¶##
¶%^†~..... # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .....~†^%¶
¶¶%%†~~--. JUICY # % . GRAPE, .--~~†%%¶¶
##¶§%^†~-. # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .-~†^%§¶##
§§%†~..... # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . .....~†%§§
¶§%††-.... # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . ....-††%§¶
##¶§%^†~-. SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . .-~†^%§¶##
¶%%^~-.... # % . CHEW IT. # % . ....-~^%%¶
###¶§%†~-. # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .-~†%§¶###
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¶¶§%%^†~-. % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ .-~†^%%§¶¶
##¶§%^†~-. % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ .-~†^%§¶##
##¶§%^†~-. % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM .-~†^%§¶##
¶§§^^^†~-. AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ .-~†^^^§§¶
¶¶%^^†~... % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ...~†^^%¶¶
##¶§%^†~-. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ .-~†^%§¶##
¶%†-...... % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ......-†%¶
###§%^†~-. SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .-~†^%§###
§§§%^~~-.. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ..-~~^%§§§
###¶§%^†-. % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ .-†^%§¶###
§%††---... % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ...---††%§
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