LY1NG           
          1N   MY   ROOM,           
  4RMS FLOPP3D OV3R TH3 3DGE OF TH3 B3D. 
      SOM3TH1NG  POK1NG  MY L3FT H4ND, 
                  SOM3TH1NG     SL1MY, 
       SL1TH3RING 4ROUND TH3  F1NG3RS, 
          UP   TH3    4RM.          
 1S   1T  DRUG-FU3LED  4PATHY?         
          1   DON'T   MOV3   TH3  4RM. 
                                 
 WH4T3VER 1T 1S TH4T'S  T4ST1NG M3,    
 1T   MOV3S   FURTH3R    UP,           
 R34CHES    TH3    4RMP1T.             
 1  TURN  MY  H34D  TOW4RD  1T.        
             LOOKS    L1K3   S34GRASS. 
         1T'S  K1ND4  CUT3.         
                                 
     ONC3 1T'S UP  MY N3CK  4ND ON  MY 
 F4C3,    1    B1T3    1T.             
     TH3 T3XTURE  1S  L1K3  TH4T  OF 4 
 JU1CY                          GR4P3, 
     4ND  TH3 SQU1SH T4ST3S L1K3 SW3ET 
                      CUCUMB3R.    
    1T'S V3RY GOOD.     4ND 1    
 SUCK   MOR3    OF   1T   1N.          
            CH3W    1T.             
    TH3 S34GRASS DO3SN'T S3EM TO M1ND. 
                                 
      4PATHY  GON3,   1  S1T  UP.     
     TH3  T3NDR1LS 4R3 STUCK  UND3R   
    MY SH1RT,    3NTER1NG  BY TH3 4RM 
 4ND  3X1TING THROUGH  TH3  COLL4R.     
    TH1S M4K3S 1T  H4RD  FOR M3 TO PUSH 
 MOR3   OF  1T   1N   MY   MOUTH.       
   1 M4K3 TO R3MOVE TH3 SH1RT, BUT  TH3 
 S34GRASS F1N4LLY PROT3STS WH3N  1 TRY TO 
 MOV3     MY     L3FT     4RM.          
     SO   -  34T1NG  1T  1S  OK,      
        MOV1NG  1T 1S NOT.