,,,,,-==^$                                          $^==-,,,,,
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,,,,,-==^$                                          $^==-,,,,,
,,,,-==^$# # $ , #  $ , # $ LYING # $ , # $ , # $ , #$^==-,,,,
,,,-==^$## #   $   ,   IN   MY   ROOM,    #   $   , ##$^==-,,,
,,-==^$### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ###$^==-,,
,-==^$#### #  $ ,  SOMETHING POKING  MY LEFT  HAND, ####$^==-,
,,-==^$### #     $     ,      SOMETHING      SLIMY, ###$^==-,,
,,,-==^$## #  $  ,  SLITHERING  AROUND THE FINGERS, ##$^==-,,,
,,,,-==^$# #    $   ,   UP   THE   ARM.   #   $   , #$^==-,,,,
,,,,,-==^$ IS   IT  DRUG-FUELED   APATHY?  #   $  , $^==-,,,,,
,,,,,,-==^ #   $   ,   I   DON'T  MOVE   THE   ARM. ^==-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-== #    $    ,    #   $    ,    #    $    , ==-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-==^ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # $  , ^==-,,,,,,
,,,,,-==^$ IT    MOVES   FURTHER   UP,    #   $   , $^==-,,,,,
,,,,-==^$# REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    $    , #$^==-,,,,
,,,-==^$## I  TURN  MY  HEAD  TOWARD   IT.  #  $  , ##$^==-,,,
,,-==^$### #    $    ,    LOOKS   LIKE    SEAGRASS. ###$^==-,,
,-==^$#### #  $  ,   IT'S   KINDA  CUTE.  #   $   , ####$^==-,
,,-==^$### #    $    ,    #    $    ,    #   $    , ###$^==-,,
,,,-==^$## # $ ,  ONCE IT'S  UP  MY NECK AND  ON MY ##$^==-,,,
,,,,-==^$# FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    #    $    , #$^==-,,,,
,,,,,-==^$ #  $ , THE TEXTURE  IS  LIKE THAT  OF  A $^==-,,,,,
,,,,,,-==^ JUICY       #      $       ,      GRAPE, ^==-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-== # $ ,  AND THE SQUISH  TASTES LIKE SWEET ==-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-==^ #   $    ,   #    $   ,   CUCUMBER.    , ^==-,,,,,,
,,,,,-==^$ # $ ,  IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ , AND I # $ , $^==-,,,,,
,,,,-==^$# SUCK   MORE   OF   IT    IN.   #   $   , #$^==-,,,,
,,,-==^$## #    $    ,    CHEW    IT.   #    $    , ##$^==-,,,
,,-==^$### # $ , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ###$^==-,,
,-==^$#### #    $    ,    #    $    ,   #    $    , ####$^==-,
,,-==^$### $  =  APATHY  GONE,  I   SIT  UP.  $   = ###$^==-,,
,,,-==^$## $  =   THE TENDRILS  ARE STUCK UNDER $ = ##$^==-,,,
,,,,-==^$# $ =  MY  SHIRT, $  = ENTERING BY THE ARM #$^==-,,,,
,,,,,-==^$ AND  EXITING  THROUGH  THE  COLLAR. $  = $^==-,,,,,
,,,,,,-==^ $ = THIS MAKES IT HARD  FOR ME  TO  PUSH ^==-,,,,,,
,,,,,,,-== MORE  OF   IT   IN   MY   MOUTH.   $   = ==-,,,,,,,
,,,,,,-==^ $ = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT,  BUT THE ^==-,,,,,,
,,,,,-==^$ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS  WHEN I TRY TO $^==-,,,,,
,,,,-==^$# MOVE    MY     LEFT     ARM.     $     = #$^==-,,,,
,,,-==^$## $  =   SO  -  EATING  IT  IS   OK,  $  = ##$^==-,,,
,,-==^$### $  = $  =  MOVING  IT  IS NOT. $ =  $  = ###$^==-,,
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