#~~# ON FELINES. ~#~~#~~#~~#~~#~~#~~#~~#           
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           ,, TO FIND A GOOD FELINE YOU MUST     £,           
           %. ROAM, AND THEN YOU MUST SIT STILL. .%           
           .% GLEAMING EYES FROM A SHADOW ON A   ..           
           .. BRICK WALL, BRUSHY TAIL IN A       %.           
           %. PUMPKIN PATCH...                   .%           
           .% A CREATURE IS NEAR.                ..           
           ..                                    %.           
           %. YOU MUST FEIGN DISINTEREST. WITH   .%           
           .% THE FELINE IN THE CORNER OF YOUR   ..           
           .. EYE, PERHAPS FIND A BEAUTIFUL ROCK %.           
           %. ON THE GROUND, AND BEND DOWN TO    .%           
           .% LOOK CLOSER.                       ..           
           ..                                    %.           
           %. HAVING ANNOUNCED YOURSELF LIKE     .%           
           .% THIS, THEY MAY APPROACH, OR YOU    ..           
           .. CAN PERHAPS SNEAK CLOSER. WOULD    %.           
           %. THEY REMAIN, IT'S IS AN IMMENSE    .%           
           ,£ GIFT OF TRUST, AND WE CELEBRATE!   ,,           
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             IT'S IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT THIS IS A            
                PREDATOR. EVEN IF THEY MAY SHOW               
            THEMSELVES, THEY ARE NOT GUARANTEED TO            
                        BE BENEVOLENT.