life                
                                    
                                    
                                          
    a multitude of definitions      
       does   not    help.   we       
      can     say     "life     is      
       what    we   are,   and        
       what  things  like  us       
       are",   but   then    we       
     must    also    define    what     
     "things  like  us"  actually     
      entails, how  it  should      
       be   measured,   who  or       
      what    is    the    arbiter,     
       and  so   instead   there      
           is   this   internationally 
 sanctioned      list                  
         of  criteria           
                                          
 - life must produce or consume milk      
 - life must have a beginning and an end  
 - life can have dreams and can interact  
 - life can steal                         
 - life can be cursed