PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS  I 
 START  TO  UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO  BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND -  THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID  THE  WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE,  DID YOU MEAN IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT  I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF THE  ENCOUNTER AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM