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=^........              ==§  Life  §==              ........^=
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.......... = = §  A Multitude Of Definitions  § = = ..........
.......... =   §   Does   Not   Help.   We   §    = ..........
.......... §     Can     Say     "Life     Is     § ..........
.......... =    §   What   We   Are,   And   §    = ..........
.......... =  =  §  What  Things  Like  Us  §  =  = ..........
.......... =   §   Are",   But   Then    We   §   = ..........
.......... §    Must    Also    Define    What    § ..........
^......... =  §  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  §  = .........^
=^........ =  =  §  Entails,  How  It Should §  = = ........^=
*=^....... =   §   Be   Measured,   Who   Or   §  = .......^=*
†*=^...... §    What    Is    The     Arbiter,    § ......^=*†
§†*=^..... =   §   And   So   Instead  There   §  = .....^=*†§
¤§†*=^.... =   =    §   Is   This   Internationally ....^=*†§¤
#¤§†*=^... Sanctioned      List      §     =      = ...^=*†§¤#
##¤§†*=^.. =  =  = =  §  Of Criteria  §  =  =  =  = ..^=*†§¤##
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##¤§†*=^.. - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ..^=*†§¤##
#¤§†*=^... - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ...^=*†§¤#
¤§†*=^.... - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ....^=*†§¤
§†*=^..... - Life Can Steal                         .....^=*†§
†*=^...... - Life Can Be Cursed                     ......^=*†
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