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#########. » »  ¤ A MULTITUDE  OF DEFINITIONS ¤ » » ..##..####
########.. »   ¤   DOES   NOT    HELP.   WE   ¤   » #......###
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###......# »  » ¤ ENTAILS,  HOW  IT SHOULD  ¤  »  » ..........
.#..####.. »  ¤   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   ¤   » #########.
.....##... ¤     WHAT    IS    THE    ARBITER,    ¤ ########..
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###..##... »   »    ¤   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ######....
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