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###&*§^~:, PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS ,:~^§*##
###&*§^~:, OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL ,:~^§*##
#@#&*§^~:, OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE,  AND AS I ,:~^§*@#
#***§~,,,, START TO UNZIP MY  PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT ,,,,~§***#
#@#&*§^~:, OF  THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME  TO ,:~^§*@#
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#@#&*§^~:, I   WISH  TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME ,:~^§*@#
#*^^~,,,,, [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO WOULD  BESTOW UPON  ME ,,,,,~^^*#
&***^^::,, SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET ,,::^^***&
##&*§~~:,, EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T ,,:~~§*#
&&§§^~~~:, KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE ,:~~~^§§&&
@&§^^::,,, TIMES  PER SECOND - THEY ASK  ME:  "WHEN ,,,::^^§&@
@@#&*§^~:, YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR IDEAL ,:~^§*@@
#*§~,,,,,, BODY TYPE,  DID  YOU MEAN IT"?  I ANSWER ,,,,,,~§*#
#@#&*§^~:, "NOT  REALLY, BUT I  CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ,:~^§*@#
###&*§^~:, YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT ,:~^§*##
#&***§^~:, HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY ,:~^§***
&*^^:::,,, MEMORY  OF  THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED ON. ,,,:::^^*&
##@&*§^~:, SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY ,:~^§*&@##
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