.....~~†^$                                          $^†~~.....
......~~†^                                          ^†~~......
.......~~†                                          †~~.......
........~~                                          ~~........
.........~                                          ~.........
..........                                          ..........
..........       ~~~ DREAMWIKI CHRONOLOGY ~~~       ..........
..........                                          ..........
..........                                          ..........
.......... ON THE $FIRST  DAY$, THERE WAS  A MARKUP ..........
..........           LANGUAGE AND A PARSER          ..........
..........                                          ..........
.........~ ON THE  ^SECOND DAY^ THERE WAS A TAGGING ~.........
........~~ SYSTEM AND  A LINK  POOL AND  A COMPILER ~~........
.......~~†                  FOR IT                  †~~.......
......~~†^                                          ^†~~......
.....~~†^$ ON  THE †THIRD  DAY† THERE  WAS  A  CAPS $^†~~.....
....~~†^$¤             LOCK DANCE FEST!             ¤$^†~~....
...~~†^$¤¶                                          ¶¤$^†~~...
..~~†^$¤¶@ ON  THE  ~FOURTH  DAY~  WE   GOT   FANCY @¶¤$^†~~..
.~~†^$¤¶@#                 CURTAINS!                #@¶¤$^†~~.
~~†^$¤¶@##                                          ##@¶¤$^†~~
.~~†^$¤¶@# ON THE ~FIFTH  DAY~ THERE WAS RANDOMNESS #@¶¤$^†~~.
..~~†^$¤¶@                                          @¶¤$^†~~..
...~~†^$¤¶         THEN I FORGOT ABOUT TIME         ¶¤$^†~~...
....~~†^$¤                                          ¤$^†~~....
.....~~†^$                                          $^†~~.....
......~~†^                                          ^†~~......
.......~~†                                          †~~.......
........~~                                          ~~........