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,,,,,»*%@@ @@%*»,,,,,
,,,,»††%%# #%%††»,,,,
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,,,,,,»*†@ ,»»» BATTERIES »»», @†*»,,,,,,
,,,,,,*†%@ @%†*,,,,,,
,,,,,*†@@@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @@@†*,,,,,
,,»*†%@### THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ###@%†*»,,
,,»*†%#### TO COME TO HARM. ####%†*»,,
,,»*†%@### ###@%†*»,,
,,,,,,,*%@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @%*,,,,,,,
,,,,,,»*%@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @%*»,,,,,,
,,»*††%%## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##%%††*»,,
,,»*†%#### ####%†*»,,
,,,,,*%%%@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @%%%*,,,,,
,,»*†%@### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ###@%†*»,,
,,»*†%@### DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ###@%†*»,,
,,,,,,,*%@ SECOND LAWS. @%*,,,,,,,
,,»*†%@### ###@%†*»,,
,,,»»***%# #### #%***»»,,,
,,»*†%@### ###@%†*»,,
,,»*†%@### THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ###@%†*»,,
,,,,,*††%# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #%††*,,,,,
,,»*†%@### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###@%†*»,,
,,»*†%@### THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ###@%†*»,,
,,»*†%@### TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ###@%†*»,,
,,»*†%@### THINGS... ###@%†*»,,
,,»*†%@### ###@%†*»,,
,,»*††%%@# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #@%%††*»,,
,,,,,,»*%@ INSIDE. @%*»,,,,,,
,,»*†%@### ###@%†*»,,
,,,,,,*†@# #@†*,,,,,,
,,,,»††%## ##%††»,,,,
,,»*†%%%## ##%%%†*»,,
,,»*†%@### ###@%†*»,,