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,,,~»*†§£# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #£§†*»~,,,
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,,,,,~»*†§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §†*»~,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~» SECOND LAWS. »~,,,,,,,,
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,,,~»*†§£# THINGS... #£§†*»~,,,
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