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¨¨¨¨¨¨-~*# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #*~-¨¨¨¨¨¨
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-~:*$##@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@##$*:~-
¨-~:*$###@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @###$*:~-¨
¨¨¨¨¨~:*## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##*:~¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨-:$##@ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN @##$:-¨¨¨¨
¨-~:*$#### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ####$*:~-¨
¨-~:*$##@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@##$*:~-¨
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¨¨¨¨¨-:$## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##$:-¨¨¨¨¨
¨-~:*$##@# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #@##$*:~-¨
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