*†~:......                                          ......:~†*
**†~:.....                                          .....:~†**
@**†~:....                                          ....:~†**@
#@**†~:...                                          ...:~†**@#
##@**†~:..                                          ..:~†**@##
###@**†~:.        L1ST OF V4N1SH3D 4RT1FACTS        .:~†**@###
##@**†~:..                                          ..:~†**@##
##&§:~-... .,....¨,,.,¨¨,,,.¨,¨.¨.,...¨,,¨.¨,,¨.¨¨, ...-~:§&##
#¤%/»~¨.¨¨ ¨..,¨,¨.¨.¨,..¨,,,,.¨..¨,,,.,¨,.¨¨¨¨,,,¨ ¨¨.¨~»/%¤#
£%\=.¨¨¨.. ,¨¨..  L1ST OF V4N1SH3D 4RT1FACTS  ,,.,¨ ..¨¨¨.=\%£
%=--,..,.¨ ¨..,¨¨¨¨.,,..,¨.¨..¨,,¨¨,.,¨¨.,,¨¨.,¨,,. ¨.,..,--=%
†=,..,¨,.. ,,,,¨..¨.,,¨¨¨.¨..¨..¨¨,¨.¨¨¨.,.¨..¨.... ..,¨,..,=†
%*»:,¨,..¨                                          ¨..,¨,:»*%
$%*~^¨..,,      «~«»««=~~«»=-»~~=-=~=»=«=-=~-~=     ,,..¨^~*%$
@%%*-,¨¨.¨     ~ TH1NGS 1'V3 BOUGHT 1N SHOPS -      ¨.¨¨,-*%%@
#&$§\»,¨¨¨      -==»---=«»~=«==~~-==--»=~»«=--~     ¨¨¨,»\§$&#
##§£$;»-¨¨                                          ¨¨-»;$£§##
###¤£$†».¨  T34L T4P3 PL4Y3R W1TH TOO M4NY BUTTONS  ¨.»†$£¤###
@¶@£%;-,¨,                                          ,¨,-;%£@¶@
@§£=^«^.¨,   4 CR4T3 OF US3D 1BM FLOPPY D1SKS - 4   ,¨.^«^=£§@
£¤%†-,,,¨.         C3NT FOR TH3 WHOL3 TH1NG         .¨,,,-†%¤£
%**«^..¨.¨                                          ¨.¨..^«**%
†/«-,,,¨,.  BR4ND N3W FLOPPY D1SKS 1N 4LUM1NUM OR   .,¨,,,-«/†
:~,¨.¨.,,.              CL34R PL4ST1C               .,,.¨.¨,~:
†\~,¨,¨,..                                          ..,¨,¨,~\†
%†:«..,..,       1K34/T3 FR3KVENS M1CROPHON3S       ,..,..«:†%
#£^:~,,,¨,                                          ,¨,,,~:^£#
#@£*=»:..,                 NY F4TCAP                ,..:»=*£@#
@£¤@^^~.,.                                          .,.~^^@¤£@
#@£££§;~-, MULT1L3VEL FOLD-OUT COPP3R/GL4SS M1RROR  ,-~;§£££@#
@¶£**=»-¨¨  (COULD R3FLECT SUNL1GHT 3VEN W1THOUT 4  ¨¨-»=**£¶@
#¤%*==,,,.         L1N3 OF S1GHT TO TH3 SUN)        .,,,==*%¤#
#@*:«,¨.¨¨                                          ¨¨.¨,«:*@#
*§^»...¨.¨  TWO SUP3R LONG GRUND1G D1CT4PHON3S 1N   ¨.¨...»^§*
$\~-,¨.¨,¨         PURPL3/P1NK GOLD COLOURS         ¨,¨.¨,-~\$
/=^,¨,,,.,                                          ,.,,,¨,^=/
=\~^,¨,,¨,         P3BBLE-S1Z3D CO1NS W1TH          ,¨,,¨,^~\=
%%*-.¨..,.           PL4YSTAT1ON SYMBOLS            .,..¨.-*%%
@£†;~:¨,..                                          ..,¨:~;†£@
@§¤=*~,,¨, COLL3CT1ON OF TWO C3NT1METER H1GH 4MB3R  ,¨,,~*=¤§@
#£@%*/~.,.    F1GURIN3S OF V4R1OUS CR34TURES 4ND    .,.~/*%@£#
##¶¤¤%:-:,                CH4RACT3RS                ,:-:%¤¤¶##
#@@%*/~-,.                                          .,-~/*%@@#
@¤%*†«^,¨.                                          .¨,^«†*%¤@
¤$††~~,,¨,                                          ,¨,,~~††$¤
*$;~-¨,.,¨        -«»~-»~«~«»»--=»~~~«~=»«-»»       ¨,.,¨-~;$*
*†~-¨,¨¨,,        ~ TH1NGS 1'V3 B3EN G1FT3D ~       ,,¨¨,¨-~†*
:«^,.¨,,.,       ~~«»=»«=-»=~~«»~~~««~=«»~«-        ,.,,¨.,^«:
*/»-.¨.,..                                          ..,.¨.-»/*
$†/--..¨,,   4 COMPUT3R (LOOK3D L1K3 4 G3N THR3E    ,,¨..--/†$
§¤*/=,¨¨,¨  1M4C) F1LL3D W1TH BLU3PR1NTS FOR PL4N3S ¨,¨¨,=/*¤§
¶@£^†»:..,           4ND SL3EK SP4C3SH1PS           ,..:»†^£@¶
#¶£§§;«:,,                                          ,,:«;§§£¶#
##@#$**--¨  S1X BY THR3E CM GL1TT3RY FURRY STICKER  ¨--**$#@##
#@££=:~-,.  (GR1NNING PURPL3 WOLF ON Y3LLOW-GR3EN   .,-~:=££@#
¶@$%:»,.,.                 L34VES)                  .,.,»:%$@¶
#$^/«-.,,¨                                          ¨,,.-«/^$#
%=*~,,,...     T1NY M3T4L DR4GON/HORS3 F1GURIN3     ...,,,~*=%
=\~,..¨.¨¨                                          ¨¨.¨..,~\=
:»-,,¨¨,¨,      OLD 1NST4NT C4M3RA W1TH THR3E       ,¨,¨¨,,-»:
%*=,..,¨¨.      D1M3NSION4L FOCUS1NG JOYST1CK       .¨¨,..,=*%
£*/«-,¨,.¨                                          ¨.,¨,-«/*£
¤@*\«,..¨.    PHOTOGR4PHS OF MY T3ETH 4ND TONGU3,   .¨..,«\*@¤
@££=:~-,.¨        T4K3N FROM 1NSID3 MY MOUTH        ¨.,-~:=££@
@¶&&$\=-¨¨                                          ¨¨-=\$&&¶@
###£&§^~,¨  MONST3R TRUCK-S1Z3D R3GUL4R C4R W1TH 4  ¨,~^§&£###
@@#*†=«-¨.        M1NIMUM SP3ED OF FORTY KMH        .¨-«=†*#@@
##*%\»,.¨.                                          .¨.,»\%*##
£¤=;»^.,¨,                                          ,¨,.^»;=¤£
&%:«^¨..,¨                                          ¨,..¨^«:%&
$^~.,¨,...          ~»-»~~»~-»=-~«~»~«»»~=«         ...,¨,.~^$
/»,,,,..,.         « STOL3N/FOUND TH1NGS ~          .,..,,,,»/
%†~,¨,.¨.¨         ~~~»»~»=~»-~»»»=-»=~-««          ¨.¨.,¨,~†%
§%/»-...,¨                                          ¨,...-»/%§
£@§†~,,.,,     STR4NG3 4ND V3RY L4RG3 FL4SH C4RD    ,,.,,~†§@£
@#%*\«~,..                                          ..,~«\*%#@
@¶£%*;~,¨¨    C4SS3TTE T4P3 T4GG3D W1TH BLU3 1NK    ¨¨,~;*%£¶@
###¤¤%/-:,                                          ,:-/%¤¤###
##@§§:~.¨, ST1CK3R SH3ET (T1NY FOX3S DO1NG V4R1OUS  ,¨.~:§§@##
@£§^\~:.,,           F4C1AL 3XPRESS1ONS)            ,,.:~\^§£@
££=/~,,.¨,                                          ,¨.,,~/=££
*%^~-,..,,   LOTS OF TOOTHP1CK-S1Z3D DR1PPY P3NS    ,,..,-~^%*
%\»~¨¨¨¨¨¨        W1TH FLUOR3SCENT N3ON 1NK         ¨¨¨¨¨¨~»\%
/~,,,¨¨,¨.                                          .¨,¨¨,,,~/
*;»,.¨,.,,  M1RROR TH4T SHOWS YOU POST-TR4NS1TION   ,,.,¨.,»;*
%*=~,,¨.¨,                                          ,¨.¨,,~=*%
¤¤$*~^¨.¨,                                          ,¨.¨^~*$¤¤
¶¤£%;«,...                                          ...,«;%£¤¶
@@@*=†«~.¨                                          ¨.~«†=*@@@
#@@§§=^~,,                                          ,,~^=§§@@#