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...^~;%%@#           .~~~ Batteries ~~~.            #@%%;~^...
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.^~;%%@### Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ###@%%;~^.
..^~;%%@## Through  Inaction,  Allow A Human  Being ##@%%;~^..
...^~;%%@#             To Come To Harm.             #@%%;~^...
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.....^~;%% A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given  It %%;~^.....
......^~;% By  Human   Beings   Except  Where  Such %;~^......
.......^~; Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ;~^.......
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.........^ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ^.........
.......... Existence  As  Long As  Such  Protection ..........
.......... Does  Not  Conflict  With  The First  Or ..........
..........               Second Laws.               ..........
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........^~  These Things Power Almost Everything,   ~^........
.......^~; But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ;~^.......
......^~;%   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   %;~^......
.....^~;%%        Think Double A, Triple A,         %%;~^.....
....^~;%%@    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    @%%;~^....
...^~;%%@#                Things...                 #@%%;~^...
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.^~;%%@### They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ###@%%;~^.
..^~;%%@##                  Inside.                 ##@%%;~^..
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