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...^=†%$§#            .=== Batteries ===.           #§$%†=^...
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.^=†%$§### Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ###§$%†=^.
..^=†%$§## Through Inaction,  Allow A  Human  Being ##§$%†=^..
...^=†%$§#             To Come To Harm.             #§$%†=^...
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.....^=†%$ A Battery Must Obey  The Orders Given It $%†=^.....
......^=†% By  Human   Beings  Except  Where   Such %†=^......
.....^=†%$ Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. $%†=^.....
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...^=†%$§# A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own #§$%†=^...
..^=†%$§## Existence  As  Long As  Such  Protection ##§$%†=^..
.^=†%$§### Does  Not  Conflict  With  The First  Or ###§$%†=^.
..^=†%$§##               Second Laws.               ##§$%†=^..
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.....^=†%$ But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I $%†=^.....
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...^=†%$§#         Think Double A, Triple A,        #§$%†=^...
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