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,,,,,~/^$§ ,~~~ Batteries ~~~, §$^/~,,,,,
,,~/^$§### ###§$^/~,,
,,,,,,/$## Batteries May Not Harm A Human Or, ##$/,,,,,,
,,,,,,/$§# Through Inaction, Allow A Human Being #§$/,,,,,,
,,~/^$§### To Come To Harm. ###§$^/~,,
,,~/^$§### ###§$^/~,,
,,,~/^^§§§ A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given It §§§^^/~,,,
,,,,~~/$§# By Human Beings Except Where Such #§$/~~,,,,
,,~/^$§### Orders Conflict With The First Law. ###§$^/~,,
,,,,,~~^§§ §§^~~,,,,,
,,~/^$§### A Battery Must Protect Its Own ###§$^/~,,
,,~/^$§### Existence As Long As Such Protection ###§$^/~,,
,,~/^$§### Does Not Conflict With The First Or ###§$^/~,,
,,~^$§#### Second Laws. ####§$^~,,
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,,~/^$§### #### ###§$^/~,,
,,,,~//$$§ §$$//~,,,,
,,~/^$§### These Things Power Almost Everything, ###§$^/~,,
,,~/^$§### But When I Speak About Batteries I ###§$^/~,,
,,,,,//$## Speak About Standard Household Ones. ##$//,,,,,
,,~/^$§### Think Double A, Triple A, ###§$^/~,,
,,,,~^^§§# Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such #§§^^~,,,,
,,,,,~/^§# Things... #§^/~,,,,,
,,,,,~~/$§ §$/~~,,,,,
,,,,,,~^§§ They Look Slick But Are Very Dirty §§^~,,,,,,
,,,,//^^$§ Inside. §$^^//,,,,
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