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#&//~,,,,,            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ,,,,,~//&#
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###¤&*/~^, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,^~/*&¤###
###¤&*/~^, THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ,^~/*&¤###
###¤&*/~^,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,^~/*&¤###
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#¤&//~^,,, A BATTERY MUST  OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,^~//&¤#
###¤&*/~^, BY  HUMAN   BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,^~/*&¤###
####&*/~^, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,^~/*&####
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#¤&*~^,,,, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,,,,^~*&¤#
###¤&*/~^, EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ,^~/*&¤###
##¤&&*/~^, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ,^~/*&&¤##
###¤&*/~^,               SECOND LAWS.               ,^~/*&¤###
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¤¤¤&*/^,,,  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ,,,^/*&¤¤¤
###¤&*/~^, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,^~/*&¤###
###¤&*/~^,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,^~/*&¤###
###¤&*/~^,        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ,^~/*&¤###
###¤&*/~^,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,^~/*&¤###
###¤&*/~^,                THINGS...                 ,^~/*&¤###
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###¤&*/~^, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,^~/*&¤###
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