§$$;;;««~,                                          ,~««;;;$$§
@@$^^;;«~,                                          ,~«;;^^$@@
##@§$^;«~,                                          ,~«;^$§@##
###@§$^;«~                                          ~«;^$§@###
##@§$^;«~,                                          ,~«;^$§@##
@@@§$^;«~,        L1ST OF V4N1SH3D 4RT1FACTS        ,~«;^$§@@@
##@§$^;«~,                                          ,~«;^$§@##
£#&$$*;~^. ,...¨¨.,.¨¨,,¨¨.¨,.¨,..,¨.¨,,¨,¨¨¨..,¨,¨ .^~;*$$&#£
####&^*=^, .,¨.,¨,¨,.,...,.,,¨...¨..¨,,,¨,.¨¨.¨.¨,. ,^=*^&####
##@#$*;«~. ¨,¨.¨  L1ST OF V4N1SH3D 4RT1FACTS  ,,¨,, .~«;*$#@##
###¶¤&*»., ,¨¨.,...¨.,¨,..,¨¨..¨¨,.,.,.,,.,.,...¨,¨ ,.»*&¤¶###
@#@§$%=~,. .¨¨.¨¨..,¨.,¨,,.¨¨.¨..¨,,..,.¨¨¨.,¨,¨,¨, .,~=%$§@#@
@#@#§§=~~,                                          ,~~=§§#@#@
#§£&$*:~-¨      ~=~~--«»==«~»---~~-~=«-~~»»«-»~     ¨-~:*$&£§#
¤%$%~..,..      « TH1NGS 1'V3 BOUGHT 1N SHOPS =     ..,..~%$%¤
#@%^»,¨...      ~«~~»~«-=»-~»~===~~-»-~~««~«~»~     ...¨,»^%@#
§¤&%»,¨.,,                                          ,,.¨,»%&¤§
@@¶#*†\«,.  T34L T4P3 PL4Y3R W1TH TOO M4NY BUTTONS  .,«\†*#¶@@
#@£**/=^.,                                          ,.^=/**£@#
###@%%/«,,   4 CR4T3 OF US3D 1BM FLOPPY D1SKS - 4   ,,«/%%@###
####¤§*-,¨         C3NT FOR TH3 WHOL3 TH1NG         ¨,-*§¤####
#@##£*†-^,                                          ,^-†*£##@#
##@#§$:~~¨  BR4ND N3W FLOPPY D1SKS 1N 4LUM1NUM OR   ¨~~:$§#@##
@£¤§¤$*=:¨               CL34R PL4ST1C              ¨:=*$¤§¤£@
¶£*\:^,¨.¨                                          ¨.¨,^:\*£¶
@@&¤%†\-,,       1K34/T3 FR3KVENS M1CROPHON3S       ,,-\†%¤&@@
#§$:«.,¨,¨                                          ¨,¨,.«:$§#
##¶@%^\»,.                NY F4TCAP                 .,»\^%@¶##
##@§$$^=..                                          ..=^$$§@##
@#@§&%*~,. MULT1L3VEL FOLD-OUT COPP3R/GL4SS M1RROR  .,~*%&§@#@
####@*^==.  (COULD R3FLECT SUNL1GHT 3VEN W1THOUT 4  .==^*@####
##*/«..¨..         L1N3 OF S1GHT TO TH3 SUN)        ..¨..«/*##
£¶$^*,,,..                                          ..,,,*^$¶£
¶¤@†-¨¨¨,¨  TWO SUP3R LONG GRUND1G D1CT4PHON3S 1N   ¨,¨¨¨-†@¤¶
##$††%†»,¨         PURPL3/P1NK GOLD COLOURS         ¨,»†%††$##
#@#¤$^/-^¨                                          ¨^-/^$¤#@#
##@#£*†=,.          P3BBLE-S1Z3D CO1NS W1TH         .,=†*£#@##
#@@§&*/~..            PL4YSTAT1ON SYMBOLS           ..~/*&§@@#
#£&£@%^»,,                                          ,,»^%@£&£#
##@§¤**~~.  COLL3CT1ON OF TWO C3NT1METER H1GH 4MB3R .~~**¤§@##
#@@¤§=\»,¨    F1GURIN3S OF V4R1OUS CR34TURES 4ND    ¨,»\=§¤@@#
##@@&††«:.                CH4RACT3RS                .:«††&@@##
#££&£=\«:¨                                          ¨:«\=£&££#
#§@*~.,,,¨                                          ¨,,,.~*@§#
###&$*^~~.                                          .~~^*$&###
@#§£$$†~^.        -»-~=«~-=«~«~=~~«===~»««=~»       .^~†$$£§#@
##¶&$=*~^,        » TH1NGS 1'V3 B3EN G1FT3D »       ,^~*=$&¶##
§%†:¨,¨¨.¨       -»«»-=»«»«»»~»=»~~»--~»~=--        ¨.¨¨,¨:†%§
#@£%««~,..                                          ..,~««%£@#
###¤¤^†».,   4 COMPUT3R (LOOK3D L1K3 4 G3N THR3E    ,.»†^¤¤###
¤$$*%%:~,, 1M4C) F1LL3D W1TH BLU3PR1NTS FOR PL4N3S  ,,~:%%*$$¤
#¤§§£†:~,.           4ND SL3EK SP4C3SH1PS           .,~:†£§§¤#
##£§£^;~..                                          ..~;^£§£##
###§@%*-:.  S1X BY THR3E CM GL1TT3RY FURRY STICKER  .:-*%@§###
&§*£:~-:..  (GR1NNING PURPL3 WOLF ON Y3LLOW-GR3EN   ..:-~:£*§&
@$\~,,.¨¨,                 L34VES)                  ,¨¨.,,~\$@
##§££†^~,,                                          ,,~^†££§##
@@¤*:;^~:.     T1NY M3T4L DR4GON/HORS3 F1GURIN3     .:~^;:*¤@@
#¤&=\~~^^¨                                          ¨^^~~\=&¤#
¶£&$$§;~,.       OLD 1NST4NT C4M3RA W1TH THR3E      .,~;§$$&£¶
##¶@¤*:»:,       D1M3NSION4L FOCUS1NG JOYST1CK      ,:»:*¤@¶##
#£§†«=~»:,                                          ,:»~=«†§£#
@#=«,,¨,¨¨   PHOTOGR4PHS OF MY T3ETH 4ND TONGU3,    ¨¨,¨,,«=#@
###¶#%§;:.        T4K3N FROM 1NSID3 MY MOUTH        .:;§%#¶###
#@@¤¤$/~~.                                          .~~/$¤¤@@#
¤*^~-..¨..  MONST3R TRUCK-S1Z3D R3GUL4R C4R W1TH 4  ..¨..-~^*¤
#@##£§*»..        M1NIMUM SP3ED OF FORTY KMH        ..»*§£##@#
##£%%^-¨,¨                                          ¨,¨-^%%£##
#@$**†*~,¨                                          ¨,~*†**$@#
#@#¤£*;«..                                          ..«;*£¤#@#
##£&§^\~:.          «»=««~«»-««»~»«=~-»»~»~         .:~\^§&£##
@@##*%^~~¨          « STOL3N/FOUND TH1NGS ~         ¨~~^%*##@@
¤§^=^^~¨,.          -=«~=««-~~==«~=«~=-=««»         .,¨~^^=^§¤
£@@&¤**»:,                                          ,:»**¤&@@£
&¤†^..,,¨.    STR4NG3 4ND V3RY L4RG3 FL4SH C4RD     .¨,,..^†¤&
@@#§$†;»,¨                                          ¨,»;†$§#@@
###¤%*;~^.    C4SS3TTE T4P3 T4GG3D W1TH BLU3 1NK    .^~;*%¤###
&*»,,¨¨,¨.                                          .¨,¨¨,,»*&
###&¤$/=-¨ ST1CK3R SH3ET (T1NY FOX3S DO1NG V4R1OUS  ¨-=/$¤&###
##@#*^*«,.           F4C1AL 3XPRESS1ONS)            .,«*^*#@##
###§£†=«.,                                          ,.«=†£§###
@#@==~-¨¨,   LOTS OF TOOTHP1CK-S1Z3D DR1PPY P3NS    ,¨¨-~==@#@
#¤@£†**»:.         W1TH FLUOR3SCENT N3ON 1NK        .:»**†£@¤#
¶#&**==«~,                                          ,~«==**&#¶
#§*;^^,,¨.  M1RROR TH4T SHOWS YOU POST-TR4NS1TION   .¨,,^^;*§#
#@@&&^:-.,                                          ,.-:^&&@@#
#§§$%†/«~.                                          .~«/†%$§§#
##*~=..,,¨                                          ¨,,..=~*##
##†~~,¨¨.¨                                          ¨.¨¨,~~†##
##@¤§*\=..                                          ..=\*§¤@##