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¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
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¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
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¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ NORSE. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
¨&&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨&¨&¨&¨&¨&
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