(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1  H4D   TH1S   1D34  TH4T   YOU   COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG,  WH3RE  YOU'D L34RN TH1S H4B1T 
 OF TRY1NG  TO  SN34K1LY  BR34K TH3 RUL3S 
 OF  C4USAL1TY   OR  PHYS1CS,   SUCH   4S 
 FL1PPING  4  L1GHT  SW1TCH TO S3E 1F  1T 
 4CTUALLY  TURNS  OFF   TH3  L1GHTS,   OR 
 TRY1NG  TO   G3T  YOUR  H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3 THOUGHT B31NG TH4T 1F  4NY 
 OF  TH3 "CH3CKS"  4CTUALLY WORK3D, YOU'D 
 KNOW  YOU  W3RE   DR34M1NG)  FOR  D4TURA 
                  PL4NTS.                 
                                          
 1 THOUGHT,  YOU COULD  G3T 1N  TH3 H4B1T 
 OF THROW1NG TH1NGS  ON TH3 GROUND,  L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE 3VERYONE WHO  DO3S D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y 1N  F4CT 4R3N'T,  4ND 
 SO   SOON3R  OR  L4T3R  TH3   C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR, 4ND  TH3Y  S34RCH TH3 GROUND, 
 BUT NOTH1NG'S TH3RE.)  THROW1NG P3NS  ON 
 TH3  GROUND  4ND  P1CKING TH3M  B4CK UP. 
 4ND B3  R34LLY CONC3RNED 1F TH3Y W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.   BUT   1   H4D    TH3    THOUGHT.