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@&%*:~.... & A THIRD POCKET OPERATOR, PO SIXTEEN. & ....~:*%&@
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%*:~...... & IT'S A CHILDREN'S TOY, & ......~:*%
*:~....... & THEMED AROUND THE SO-CALLED & .......~:*
:~........ & "BIRD FACTORY". & ........~:
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.......... THE BIRD FACTORY IS A RUMORED DUNGEON ..........
.......... IN THE FAR AND COLD MOUNTAINS, WHERE ..........
~......... MONKS, SLAVES, OR CHILDREN (DIFFERING .........~
:~........ BETWEEN ACCOUNTS) ARE CREATING THE ........~:
*:~....... BIRDS OF THE WORLD. .......~:*
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&%*:~..... THE STORY GOES, THAT THE PEOPLE OF THE .....~:*%&
@&%*:~.... DUNGEON WOULD MINE FOR MINERALS THAT ....~:*%&@
#@&%*:~... WERE SPRECKLED, OR OTHERWISE ...~:*%&@#
##@&%*:~.. INTERESTINGLY COLORED. THE MINERALS ..~:*%&@##
#@&%*:~... WOULD BE DIVIDED INTO VARIOUS SIZES AND ...~:*%&@#
@&%*:~.... MADE INTO EGG-LIKE SHAPES. ....~:*%&@
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%*:~...... THESE EGGS WOULD THEN BE PLACED IN A ......~:*%
*:~....... SPECIAL HATCHERY, UNTIL HATCHED, AND SO .......~:*
:~........ ALL BIRDS WERE BORN. ........~:
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.......... REGARDING THE LITTLE TOY MACHINE, WHAT ..........
.......... THE HECK, MAN, I MEAN, WHY DOES IT ..........
.......... SOUND LIKE THIS? THERE'S ..........
~......... ~ LIKE SOME USEABLE SOUNDS ~ .........~
:~........ ~ THREE FLAT OUT WEIRD SOUNDS ~ ........~:
*:~....... ~ AND ONE DRUM KIT THAT'S WHACK ~ .......~:*
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