KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS  GREAT ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I WAS  HOPING  FOR  IT TO VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING  IT  WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO! OUT OF THE  BOX  IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL UP.  FUCK!