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.,~:%$§¶## frequency  modulation  is great on paper ##¶§$%:~,.
.,~:%%$§§# or  with  a user  interface  that's  not #§§$%%:~,.
.,~:%$§¶##   actively working against you. that's   ##¶§$%:~,.
.,~:%$§¶## really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the ##¶§$%:~,.
.,~:%$§¶##                 matter.                  ##¶§$%:~,.
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.,~:%$§¶## actually,  i'm selling  this  one.  fuck ##¶§$%:~,.
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....~%%§¶¶ i  was  hoping for  it to vocalize  like ¶¶§%%~....
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.,~:%$§### the same  kind  of  defensive  abilities ###§$%:~,.
.,~:%$§¶##  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  ##¶§$%:~,.
.,~:%$§¶¶# really  hoping  it would let  me survive #¶¶§$%:~,.
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.,~:%$§¶## sounds  like  an  angry  dial up.  fuck! ##¶§$%:~,.
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