korg                   
              volca  fm              
                                          
  
 frequency modulation is  great on  paper 
 or with  a  user  interface  that's  not 
   actively working against you. that's   
 really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the 
                 matter.                  
                                          
 actually,  i'm  selling  this one.  fuck 
                    it.                   
                                          
  
 i  was hoping  for  it to vocalize  like 
 beastskin armor,  or  perhaps  offer  me 
 the same  kind  of  defensive  abilities 
  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  
 really hoping  it would  let me  survive 
      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      
                                          
 but  no! out of the box it  sounds  like 
 plastic and if you wriggle the  dials it 
 sounds  like  an  angry dial  up.  fuck!