My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works. It  Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On  The Cassette - Which Means 
 The B  Side Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I Have  To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures  A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If It  Is The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There   With    Your    Hand