MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME  THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS.  IT HAS 
 TWO  X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS   SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF  IT  IS THE  MOTOR, I DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD  RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU  NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN    THERE   WITH   YOUR    HAND