My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me  The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The  Cassette - Which Means 
 The B  Side Is Played Backwards If  It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now  I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is  The Motor,  I Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also  There Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference  But It Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With   Your    Hand