My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X  Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  -  Which Means 
 The B  Side Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I  Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It  Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If  It  Is The  Motor, I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With    Your   Hand