,,,~=%*@##                                          ##@*%=~,,,
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,~=%*@####                                          ####@*%=~,
,,~=%*@###                                          ###@*%=~,,
,,,~=%*@##                                          ##@*%=~,,,
,,,,~=%*@# My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The #@*%=~,,,,
,,,~=%*@## ,,,,,,,,------------------------,,,,,,,, ##@*%=~,,,
,,~=%*@### , Fostex X fifteen                     , ###@*%=~,,
,~=%*@#### ,,,,,,,,------------------------,,,,,,,, ####@*%=~,
,,~=%*@### And   Its  A  Two track  Tape   Recorder ###@*%=~,,
,,,~=%*@##                                          ##@*%=~,,,
,,,,~=%*@# I Don'T Really Get How It  Works. It Has #@*%=~,,,,
,,,~=%*@## Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And  Four X ##@*%=~,,,
,,~=%*@### Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four ###@*%=~,,
,~=%*@#### Channels  On The Cassette -  Which Means ####@*%=~,
,,~=%*@### The B Side Is Played  Backwards  If It'S ###@*%=~,,
,,,~=%*@##                Like That                 ##@*%=~,,,
,,,,~=%*@#                                          #@*%=~,,,,
,,,~=%*@## So Now I Have  To  Differentiate Between ##@*%=~,,,
,,~=%*@### Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track ###@*%=~,,
,~=%*@####       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       ####@*%=~,
,,~=%*@###                                          ###@*%=~,,
,,,~=%*@##                 # ~~~~~ #                ##@*%=~,,,
,,,,~=%*@#                                          #@*%=~,,,,
,,,~=%*@## It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is ##@*%=~,,,
,,~=%*@### Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering ###@*%=~,,
,~=%*@#### Noise  Or  If It  Is  The  Motor, I Dont ####@*%=~,
,,~=%*@###                  Know,                   ###@*%=~,,
,,,~=%*@## Also There Is  A Really Rad Red Cassette ##@*%=~,,,
,,,,~=%*@#                Slot Cover                #@*%=~,,,,
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,,~=%*@###                 # ~~~~ #                 ###@*%=~,,
,~=%*@####                                          ####@*%=~,
,,~=%*@### It  Does  -Not- Have  A  Speed hole  But ###@*%=~,,
,,,~=%*@## Rather  A Much Neater  Actual Speed Knob ##@*%=~,,,
,,,,~=%*@# I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of #@*%=~,,,,
,,,~=%*@## Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast ##@*%=~,,,
,,~=%*@###            Forward And Rewind            ###@*%=~,,
,~=%*@####                                          ####@*%=~,
,,~=%*@### ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ###@*%=~,,
,,,~=%*@## , Future Refusals                      , ##@*%=~,,,
,,,,~=%*@# ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, #@*%=~,,,,
,,,~=%*@##                                          ##@*%=~,,,
,,~=%*@### Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And ###@*%=~,,
,~=%*@#### You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And ####@*%=~,
,,~=%*@### Get    In    There    With   Your   Hand ###@*%=~,,
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,,,,~=%*@#                                          #@*%=~,,,,
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,~=%*@####                                          ####@*%=~,
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