My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get  How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca  In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On  The Cassette - Which Means 
 The  B  Side Is Played Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now  I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It  Is  The Motor, I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also  There Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference  But It Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To Flip It  Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There   With    Your    Hand