My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works. It  Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca Out,  And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B Side Is Played  Backwards If  It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I  Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is The Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont    Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need  To Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With    Your   Hand