My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me  The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its   A  Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two  X Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The  B Side Is Played Backwards If  It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I  Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is  The Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is  A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It Applies Also  To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There    With   Your    Hand