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.,~†^%%%#@ REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK. @#%%%^†~,.
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.,~†^%#@@@ THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL. @@@#%^†~,.
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.,~†^%#@## COMPLETELY ERASED. THIS IS VERY WELL. ##@#%^†~,.
...,†^^#@# MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS #@#^^†,...
.,~†^%#@## COULD BE ACHIEVED? ##@#%^†~,.
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.,~†^%#@## THEY ALSO GNAW AT THE TAPE HEADS A BIT ##@#%^†~,.
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.,~†^%#@## GOOD TAPES ARE DECENT AND HAVE A GOOD ##@#%^†~,.
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.,~†^%#@## KNOWS WHATS EVEN ON THERE ANYMORE ##@#%^†~,.
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.,~†^%#@@# INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES. #@@#%^†~,.
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