MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND  GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T  REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA  OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B SIDE  IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I  HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS   SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT  IS  THE  MOTOR, I DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY  RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH NEATER  ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE    PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT  APPLIES ALSO  TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO AND 
 YOU NEED  TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND