MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE  ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY  GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN,  TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS IF  IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO NOW I  HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT  FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF  IT IS  THE MOTOR, I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD  RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE    OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT  IT APPLIES ALSO  TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT  OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND