MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE  ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT  HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR  X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE B SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS  IF  IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF  IT IS  THE  MOTOR, I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS  A REALLY RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE  A SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED  KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW    THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT  APPLIES ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY  AND 
 GET    IN    THERE   WITH    YOUR   HAND