MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME  THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS   A  TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS.  IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA  OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON THE  CASSETTE -  WHICH MEANS 
 THE B  SIDE IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A  LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS   SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF  IT IS  THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD  RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT  HAVE A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES ALSO  TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO  FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET   IN    THERE    WITH    YOUR   HAND