My Good Fathers Good  Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A   Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It  Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X Rca  Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On  The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B Side  Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It  Is  The Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really  Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather  A Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference But It  Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko And 
 You Need To Flip It Over  Constantly And 
 Get    In   There    With    Your   Hand