My Good Fathers Good  Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works.  It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette -  Which  Means 
 The B Side Is  Played Backwards If  It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now I Have  To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures  A Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There   Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It Is The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A  Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather A Much Neater  Actual  Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The    Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There   With   Your    Hand