At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,   What'S   An   Internet?        
                                      
     It'S  A Kind Of  Computer Program 
 Where  You  Can  Send  Letters  To   The 
                 Tigers,                  
     Even Such  A  Thing Is  Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do  I  Get It  To  Run?  Press That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not  In  The  Clothes  Chamber...      
     Not In The  Ice  Cream Machine... 
 Not   Behind   The   Couch...         
                                     
  Look - Stolen;  Gone From Our World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S The  Entrance To World Three.  
  
                                       
   Ok,   Let'S  Go  Inside...         
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S   The  Royal  Ship  Of  Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***     Database     @     Stolen    *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They Went  Inside  Their House  And  Saw 
 The Modem  Fast Asleep  On  The  Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!