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.~~\=$#### Throw The Fourleggers Into A Van. ####$=\~~.
.~~\=$#### Decode Them. Sort Them By Species And ####$=\~~.
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.~~\=$#### Decorate The Dog, Decorate The Dogs ####$=\~~.
.~~\=$#### Mind, Upsize The Paws, Or The Whole ####$=\~~.
.~~\=$#### Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait, ####$=\~~.
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.~~\\==### Open. A Grimier, Grainier, More Painful ###==\\~~.
.~~\$##### Approach. Hopefully Bliss Is At The End #####$\~~.
.....~~=$# Of It, But I Don'T Know. Might Just #$=~~.....
.~~\\\=### Ruin You. Will Probably Ruin You. ###=\\\~~.
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