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&,,&,&&,,&    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     &&&,,&&&&,
&,&&&,&,&& YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT ,,&,&,,,&&
&&,,&&&&,&        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,&&&&,,&,,
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&&&&,,&,,, THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. &,,&&&,&&&
,,,&,&&,,, DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES  AND &,&,,&&,,,
,,&&&,&,,,                  TASTE.                  &&&,&,&,,,
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&&,&,,&,,& DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,&,,,,&,,,
,&&&,&&,&, MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE &&,,,&&,,&
&,,&&,&&&,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,&,,&,&,&&
&,&,&&,,&& SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR &&,&&&&&,,
&&&&,&,&,, ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,&&,,,,&,&
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,,&,,,,&,, YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, &&&,,&,,&,
,&&,,,&&,&  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,&,&&,&&,
&,&,,&,&&, OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,&&&,&&,&,
&&&,&&&,&& APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END &,,&&,&&&&
,,&&,,&&,, OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST &,&,&&,,,,
,&,&,&,&,, RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. &&&&,&,,,,
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